I love Derry Girls, but ‘toaster in the press’ is fast becoming a modern ‘left the immersion on’ of the 2020s.
I don’t even own a toaster.
What does this mean for you? You are his spawn
Swiss Muesli! What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Get out the holy water
As long as he doesn’t put the kettle in as well, it’ll be okay.
He was hiding a dark dark secret. He believed in consubstansation instead of transubstansation. He almost had the perfect double life, pretending to get breakfast rolls while sneaking into the local COI church on a sunday. But he was undone by his urge to put the toaster in the cupboard
We put it under the sink ourselves, I think that means we’re actually Mormons
Literally not an iota what this post is about
I think I can beat you on that one….. Mam doesn’t own a toaster simply because she has a grill and doesn’t see the point. Saturdays and Sundays are spent staring at the grill to reach the correct toastiness I require and boy is it fucking irritating. I would go out and get a toaster but like your dad, shoved in the press never to be spoken about
When you say “up” to visit him, did he move up the north or?
I’m American and I audibly gasped.
What? Explain please.
That you’re now living in a caravan? 🤣🤣
I had to go to comments to just see what op meant, swoosh
Fuck, your auld fella took the soup. Your family will be shamed for generations to come.
You’re all adopted. You just found out. Nice little get out for ya
Enjoying the Queen’s Jubilee?
Wait, is putting the toaster in the press weird!?
Oh no
It’s simple.
“Bro, Sis… your father.. our father.. Our father has been turned into a toaster”
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Yes what kind of Irish person eats muesli
I love Derry Girls, but ‘toaster in the press’ is fast becoming a modern ‘left the immersion on’ of the 2020s.
I don’t even own a toaster.
What does this mean for you? You are his spawn
Swiss Muesli! What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Get out the holy water
As long as he doesn’t put the kettle in as well, it’ll be okay.
He was hiding a dark dark secret. He believed in consubstansation instead of transubstansation. He almost had the perfect double life, pretending to get breakfast rolls while sneaking into the local COI church on a sunday. But he was undone by his urge to put the toaster in the cupboard
We put it under the sink ourselves, I think that means we’re actually Mormons
Literally not an iota what this post is about
I think I can beat you on that one….. Mam doesn’t own a toaster simply because she has a grill and doesn’t see the point. Saturdays and Sundays are spent staring at the grill to reach the correct toastiness I require and boy is it fucking irritating. I would go out and get a toaster but like your dad, shoved in the press never to be spoken about
When you say “up” to visit him, did he move up the north or?
I’m American and I audibly gasped.
What? Explain please.
That you’re now living in a caravan? 🤣🤣
I had to go to comments to just see what op meant, swoosh
Fuck, your auld fella took the soup. Your family will be shamed for generations to come.
You’re all adopted. You just found out. Nice little get out for ya
Enjoying the Queen’s Jubilee?
Wait, is putting the toaster in the press weird!?
Oh no
It’s simple.
“Bro, Sis… your father.. our father.. Our father has been turned into a toaster”