>Indeed, there remain plenty who think Big Dog should be allowed to keep peeing on the rug that some donor or other bought him. As one Downing Street source told LBC this morning, the Tory malcontents have “[no alternative leader, plan or vision](https://nitter.net/theousherwood/status/1531529000467693569)”. Exactly. Why not stick with what they have: a terrible leader, who has no plan or vision?
He could measure the queues outside the food banks in feet, yards, chain or furlong. Maybe, even a mile.
He got brexit done. Soon, he’ll make Britain great.
When is Boris going to take the UK back to the gold standard? It’s about time, none of this fiat money, every coin is a piece of gold of appropriate weight.
What could possibly go wrong (well apart from perpetual recession).
Give him 2.54cm and he’ll take 1.6km.
(This joke was pilfered from Twitter, I have to be honest, but I loved it enough to share it here)
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>Indeed, there remain plenty who think Big Dog should be allowed to keep peeing on the rug that some donor or other bought him. As one Downing Street source told LBC this morning, the Tory malcontents have “[no alternative leader, plan or vision](https://nitter.net/theousherwood/status/1531529000467693569)”. Exactly. Why not stick with what they have: a terrible leader, who has no plan or vision?
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Morten Morland had beaten Usherood [to the punch](https://i.redd.it/al6k6mhg6q291.jpg) there:
He could measure the queues outside the food banks in feet, yards, chain or furlong. Maybe, even a mile.
He got brexit done. Soon, he’ll make Britain great.
When is Boris going to take the UK back to the gold standard? It’s about time, none of this fiat money, every coin is a piece of gold of appropriate weight.
What could possibly go wrong (well apart from perpetual recession).
Give him 2.54cm and he’ll take 1.6km.
(This joke was pilfered from Twitter, I have to be honest, but I loved it enough to share it here)