moving to portugal soon, wanted to learn more about what you guys typically eat in the mornings…this is not what I expected 😂
moving to portugal soon, wanted to learn more about what you guys typically eat in the mornings…this is not what I expected 😂
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Oh darling… You have no ideia.
Tell US how much you pay in taxes under NHR
É o famoso cacete com meia de leite
you gotta start practicing our costumes
[That’s a bit from the movie Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo](https://youtu.be/h_TxQEE7Z44)
wrong. it’s mostly bread, butter and coffee.
Nunca tinha ouvido tal coisa.
Quem escreveu isto nunca viu uma cona na vida
Shakespear himself couldn’t have written a better paragraph.
É a versão hardcore das sopas de cavalo cansado.
What do you mean, this is exacly what we do, but instead we use the custard cream from Pastel de Nata and it’s up her ass, not her pussy.
It’s 10/11.
Holy shit haha
Every single morning, exactly what’s described there.
Not for the weak.
Thats a bigginer breakfast…
I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn’t know this was a thing
Oh yeah it’s legit. Those that don’t have a girl laying around just take a strong expresso and a cigarette.
Expat here, can confirm my last hookup screamed at me cause the eggs were not cooked enough
Excuse me?
Oh you will not want to know about [the Portuguese Kiss Goodnight](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=portuguese%20kiss%20goodnight)
Personal taste
Ovos mexidos com bacalhau 😆
As someone who likes to bake Portuguese desserts, I’m confused. Obviously you don’t use the whole egg, but do you use the yolks or the whites for a traditional Portuguese breakfast?
Omg 2005. Back then I was a teen making stupid jokes like that. For real for real, we have coffee with milk (galão) and bread or pastry, or scrambled eggs and orange juice, or just cereal with milk, and we put the cereal first cause we are not psychos.
Anyway… for years my breakfast was an espresso and a cigarette, so what do I know…