* **Why did Gray not investigate the Downing Street flat event?**
– She quite clearly stated that initially she stopped because of the Met investigation, then when the Met concluded, and hadn’t investigated, she didn’t proceed to investigate because . . . reasons!
* **How did Johnson not know what was happening?**
– How are *any of them* still in a job? ‘Degraded moral standards in public life’ is a pretty plausible answer.
What colour socks did our glorious PM wear to the ABBA event?
Questions:
1. Why is Boris Johnson still Prime Minister?
2. I mean, why is Boris Johnson still Prime Minister?!
3. WHY IS BORIS JOHNSON STILL PRIME MINISTER?
4. No seriously why the fuck is Boris Johnson still prime minister?
5. JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. WHY THE FUCK IS THAT MASSIVE PIECE OF LYING CRAP STILL PRIME MINISTER?
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* **Why did Gray not investigate the Downing Street flat event?**
– She quite clearly stated that initially she stopped because of the Met investigation, then when the Met concluded, and hadn’t investigated, she didn’t proceed to investigate because . . . reasons!
* **How did Johnson not know what was happening?**
– Come on Guardian of course he fucking knew
* **How did Johnson get away with one fine?**
– Best ask Johnson’s “assurer” : [*Johnson has told friends that he has been assured that he will receive only one fine*](https://archive.ph/zvWVS#selection-1889.0-1889.84) (Times, **Apr 24th**)
* **How much leeway did Gray have in compiling her report?**
– Exactly as much as was given by her line managers, [whom she was investigating](https://nitter.net/AdamWagner1/status/1527730783909302274#m)
* **How is Martin Reynolds still in a job?**
– How are *any of them* still in a job? ‘Degraded moral standards in public life’ is a pretty plausible answer.
What colour socks did our glorious PM wear to the ABBA event?
Questions:
1. Why is Boris Johnson still Prime Minister?
2. I mean, why is Boris Johnson still Prime Minister?!
3. WHY IS BORIS JOHNSON STILL PRIME MINISTER?
4. No seriously why the fuck is Boris Johnson still prime minister?
5. JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. WHY THE FUCK IS THAT MASSIVE PIECE OF LYING CRAP STILL PRIME MINISTER?