The two deckchair operators at Blue Lagoon: Joseph Portelli’s associate and the brother of a Labour MEP

I’m not sure what’s more hilarious: this, or Clayton Bartolo saying that the MTA were coincidentally going to clear the deckchairs the same day Graffiti did.

You just can’t make this shit up

8 comments
  1. Want something hilarious? Let’s try this quote straight from Portelli’s website…

    *”Joseph Portelli was born to do business. The Gozitan entrepreneur from Nadur rose from humble beginnings thanks to his ability to see opportunities where nobody saw them.”*

    We saw them too Joe.

  2. I think Portelli has a lot of people from both parties on his payroll to be able to continue to do whatever he wants… case in point the swimming pool approval today by the PA. Not just the approval but the way the members of the board defended the project when everyone else (a lot of NGOs and local councils) spoke against the project was astonishing… (and scary) so much that they sounded like Portelli’s lawyers.

  3. A pile of stinking horse shit in the middle of the Mediterranean.

    Please upvote so this is seen by prospective expats so we can avoid them the misery of having to put up with the gross ignorance and mass stupidity of this pitiful excuse of a country.

  4. What did I tell you? People’s vigilante action makes the government look like idiots and forces them to make changes.

    If this repeats itself, Malta could be a global superpower by Christmas.

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