‘Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty N***e’ hits UK top 20 during Jubilee celebrations

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  1. More..

    >[Kunts’ Prince Andrew single outsells all others …but only makes No20 in the jubilee charts](https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2022/06/04/50906/kunts_prince_andrew_single_outsells_all_others)

    If you are wondering how this is being recieved.

    > Buckingham Palace replied, “[Obviously this is very disappointing news for the whole Royal Family, but not so much a surprise.](https://newsthump.com/2022/06/03/prince-andrew-tests-positive-for-possibly-being-a-nonce/)”

  2. Interestingly, it was the highest selling song of the past week. I knew that they base the charts on things like how much a song is played on the radio these days, but I still thought that the best selling song of the week would automatically make it into the top 10!

    Funnily enough, the Sex Pistols’s “God Save the Queen” also sold the most copies the week of the Silver Jubilee (back when that was meant to be enough to get to number 1), but they massaged the figures to try to pretend that it was number 2 to avoid embarrassing the Queen…

  3. It’s been funny seeing people across the country saying the Queen has given everything for the country and thinking “Well, not *everything*.”

  4. In this black pit of despair that is this corrupt-Tory, post-covid, post-Brexit, living-energy-climate-crisis, on-the-verge-of-nuclear-war shitshow of a sunken island, Boris is Still a Fucking Cunt and Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce has brought some joy. Thank you, The Kunts. You are truly providing a service.

  5. Since when was Nonce an explicative? Sure it’s a derogatory term but that doesn’t mean it should be censored. Next thing you know we won’t be able to say “syphilitic cock nobbling degenerate” without using stars.

  6. No, that can’t be right, he can’t be a sweaty nonce because he doesn’t sweat actually

  7. It’s a shame we don’t have more artists rallying against our political system. In the seventies and eighties there were real big movements in music and comedy that fought against injustice and the rampant class warfare. Nowadays it’s just apathy across the board.

  8. Andrew really has backed himself into a corner. He can’t be seen sweating from now on otherwise it would destroy his water-tight excuse.

  9. Is he actually a nonce per UK law?

    Like we only have verification of him abusing someone who was above the current age of consent (was it lower/higher back then?), is there evidence of him going after even younger girls?

    Ik this is abit pedantic and he still went for someone way too young for him but feel like a line should be drawn somewhere and the legal age of consent would be it.

  10. So, rest of Europe isn’t really royalist (exclude a few odd monarchies still) – but Prince Andrew in some ways is “hilarious”. I don’t mean what he does or did, mind you – evidently chickening away from the US justice system while paying silence money for it via UK taxpayers money is NOT “hilarious” at all.

    But!

    If the queen is eventually gone due to old age, there has to be a successor. And while it is not realistic, it would be sooooooooo entertaining to see Prince Andrew the new King in town! o/

    Think about it folks: the memes would be **epic**. Every time he goes somewhere he will be asked about throwing some more Mr. Epstein parties for the win.

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