Hello, I’m an italian guy who speaks very little croatian and I’m not able to understand fully the context and quotes of this funny video, but still makes me laugh from that little I’m able to understand. Can you help me with translation? 😂

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  1. M: what are you interested in?

    W: Is it crowded on the highway?

    M: its not a crowd, its a disaster, put vignettes, what does this look like, you are torturing people

    W: where are u from?

    M: from Beograd (capital of Serbia)

    W: have you been on vacation?

    M: no i live here

    W: did you on purpose choose Friday for the trip so you dont get in traffic jam or?

    M: its not about that, does people always get in traffic jam on friday, every Friday is an exception or what? stay out of the highways on fridays. What is this Mad Max? seriously? put vignettes, if I were a tourist I would think twice whether I would come or not, you are torturing people? why are u on sun, where is your sun protection? where is your cap for sun?

  2. For context, he is sarcastically answering questions about traffic on the highway and by the way he speaks/switches to english is probably gay.

    Dude: What do you want to know?

    Reporter: Is there a queue (in front of the toll booth) on the highway?

    Dude: What do you think? It’s not a queue, it’s a catastrophe. Implement vignettes. What does this look like, why do you torture people.

    Reporter: Where are you from?

    Dude: From Beograd (Serbia)

    Reporter: You went on vacation? (To Croatia)

    Dude: No, I live here. (Can be sarcastic, cant tell)

    Reporter: Did you intentionally choose friday for your travel to avoid bad traffic and was unfortunately wrong or?

    Dude: That has nothing to do with it… So traveling on friday is always wrong? Every friday is a exception? (A play on words in croatian) In English: stay out of the highway on a friday. In Croatian: what is this? Mad max? In English: seriously?? In Croatian: Implement vignettes for god sake. What kind of mistreatment is this, if I was a tourist, I would think twice about coming to your country. (Changes the subject) Why are you cooking (in the sun), where’s your… In English: sun protection. In croatian: where are your small hats (diminutive wording for a hat).

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