A royal biographer alleges the disgraced royal kicked his dog in the head

Hi Royal Clubbers, it’s Iona here.

First, here’s the best of the royal coverage over on HELLO! today:

‘That is the most disgusting thing’: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor accused of kicking his own dog in the head – report

Sarah Ferguson’s bizarre daily demand to her personal chef

Princess Lilibet is so tall in cutest sundress – and red hair on full display

Zara Tindall glowing sun tun in loved-up photo alongside husband Mike Tindall

The moment Queen Camilla greets James Middleton with a friendly kiss