As I see it, I’m Andy Parrish.
I say we ship Minnesota and a pile of cash to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. It’s a win-win, really.
Tim “The Eraud Father” Walz and his Democrat cult finally get their socialist utopia. The rest of us get a country that actually works.
The Minnesota Senate Democrats unanimously voted to keep dead people on the voter rolls. Not voter ID, not cleaning the system, just letting corpses keep voting past June of 2027.
Minnesota Democrats think “rest in peace” really stands for “rest in power”.
These are the same goofballs that blow whistles to warn criminals that cops are coming, then shriek “racist” if you dare ask what happened to the $18 billion in Somali fraud money.
Minnesota is the nation’s laughing stock. They have ghost voters, welfare rackets, boys in girls’ bathrooms with state-issued “manpons”, and a governor prancing around doing high kicks like a poor man’s Richard Simmons.
I’m done watching this circus. It’s time to make the trade. As I see it, I’m Andy Parrish.