Can we not use the phrase ‘pulls out’ in headlines? Especially regarding this jizzlobber.
Always pulls out at the wrong time.
Got covid (again)?
So, not up to it then Johnson? Now you’ve revealed your true, snakish colours? Prick.
Man who claims working from home is too distracting refuses to travel for work.
Good. The blue wall is about to be breached. Time to focus on southern home owning liberals again.
It’s his birthday on Sunday, he is already on the lash in Chequers, you won’t see him until the middle of next week.
I mean he has almost done 2 full weeks of work recently, give him a break (and his working week is normally 4 days)
A classic demonstration of how little the Conservative Party actually cares about the North.
And an exceptionally dumb personal decision on Johnson’s part. Conservative MPs in the North are amongst those most likely to lose their seats if his disastrous ratings continue, therefore the most likely to be rebellious and some of the people he can least afford to annoy.
Last minute fridge inspection?
Found himself a fridge to hide in?
He’s got a good reason. His feelings will be hurt when he’s boo’d constantly from the moment he appears to the moment he pisses off back to London
Looks like he’s in Kyiv
Another example of Johnson and his party not giving a flying f..k about anything or anyone north of St Albans.
I’m left to ponder whether we should see this as yet another metaphorical fridge or is he desperate to keep up with the Macron’s next door?
I wish his dad had pulled out
Don’t blame him after the interest rise. If I could finally afford a mortgage only to lose my house shortly afterwards I’d be after his blood!
His dad should’ve pulled out too.
His dad should’ve pulled out too.
They actually like him in the Ukraine. Here in the UK not so much. The massive waster
He is getting scared of meeting regular people being annoyed at him, his antics and the economy now. And he just keeps on adding to the list of people who are really angry at him, for numerous different reasons; just the “let’s evict Assange so we cater to our US overlords” is another step that adds more people who oppose his aggressive populism based on his own egoism.
About ten minutes after bribing them into the confidence vote he shits on them because he’s scared of booing. Serves them right, really.
This is the first hint that October snap election is Go!
This is a pattern, this poster has a theory which is hard to deny:
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I’m already calling his reasoning!
“Fuel costs too high”
Fridge time!
By all accounts, he should have pulled out on several occasions, saving himself the cost of child support.
Informed the audience weren’t up to giving him the enthusiastic rececption that makes good copy at a time when he desperately needs good copy. Them up there can all at least relax now without the expectation they need to perform ‘happy,’ now the [imbecile](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article21077892.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200d/0_JS201040314.jpg) isn’t visiting.
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^^^edit: ^^^typo
Can we not use the phrase ‘pulls out’ in headlines? Especially regarding this jizzlobber.
Always pulls out at the wrong time.
Got covid (again)?
So, not up to it then Johnson? Now you’ve revealed your true, snakish colours? Prick.
Man who claims working from home is too distracting refuses to travel for work.
Good. The blue wall is about to be breached. Time to focus on southern home owning liberals again.
It’s his birthday on Sunday, he is already on the lash in Chequers, you won’t see him until the middle of next week.
I mean he has almost done 2 full weeks of work recently, give him a break (and his working week is normally 4 days)
A classic demonstration of how little the Conservative Party actually cares about the North.
And an exceptionally dumb personal decision on Johnson’s part. Conservative MPs in the North are amongst those most likely to lose their seats if his disastrous ratings continue, therefore the most likely to be rebellious and some of the people he can least afford to annoy.
Last minute fridge inspection?
Found himself a fridge to hide in?
He’s got a good reason. His feelings will be hurt when he’s boo’d constantly from the moment he appears to the moment he pisses off back to London
Looks like he’s in Kyiv
Another example of Johnson and his party not giving a flying f..k about anything or anyone north of St Albans.
It turns out he went to Ukraine [instead.](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-ukraine_uk_62ac7470e4b04a61735b77b3)
I’m left to ponder whether we should see this as yet another metaphorical fridge or is he desperate to keep up with the Macron’s next door?
I wish his dad had pulled out
Don’t blame him after the interest rise. If I could finally afford a mortgage only to lose my house shortly afterwards I’d be after his blood!
His dad should’ve pulled out too.
His dad should’ve pulled out too.
They actually like him in the Ukraine. Here in the UK not so much. The massive waster
He is getting scared of meeting regular people being annoyed at him, his antics and the economy now. And he just keeps on adding to the list of people who are really angry at him, for numerous different reasons; just the “let’s evict Assange so we cater to our US overlords” is another step that adds more people who oppose his aggressive populism based on his own egoism.
About ten minutes after bribing them into the confidence vote he shits on them because he’s scared of booing. Serves them right, really.
This is the first hint that October snap election is Go!
This is a pattern, this poster has a theory which is hard to deny:
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/veeggb/boris_johnson_makes_second_surprise_visit_to_kyiv/icpsnau
Imagine how terrified Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson is at facing mockery from the public. He would rather go to a war zone.
He heard Ukraine was looking to join the EU and had to go and convince them that they don’t need to and that we are doing so much better now.