Are you a separated Mam of 8 and 11 year old kids who go to their Dad in London and fly home from Gatwick? You might want to check this out. Link to Twitter post in comments.

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  1. What the actual fuck. Imagine handing your kids over to a complete stranger you hired off the internet, just so you can give the impression to your ex that you have a classy bird now.

  2. No sane person would put this ad up, jfc. It screams trafficking too.

    Terrible it even made it up online, wouldn’t surprise me if some young girl desperate for cash took this “job” without realising how much shit she could get into for travelling with two young kids that don’t know her. Imagine trying to explain this at passport control if they started inquiring more.

  3. Everyone is missing the fact they are offering 30-120£ per day? Wtf is that range. Like clearly sketchy as hell but why does the payment range like this. If you do a bad job trafficking chikdren you only get 30?

  4. This is what they did with Kim Jong-Nam, supposedly. Told a woman she would be an actress in a prank show, throwing some liquid on a person at the airport. Didn’t (according to her) tell her it was a nerve agent.

    Maybe this is some mad fucker angry at his ex. Could also be a human trafficker getting someone to do the riskiest park of the operation.

  5. I’d collect the kids, get the money and just before the plane lands I’d pop into the jacks, slick the hair back and pull on some dad shorts, sandals with socks and a “Trans and Proud” hoodie.

  6. They probably wouldn’t even be able to do that. I have a friend who is unmarried and has kids so the kids have a different surname to her and she got a lot of hassle trying to get through passport control with them without her partner.

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