>**“***Obviously it’s going to be difficult to find somebody who can actually say that they are Boris’s ethics advisor with a straight face, but we think we’ve found the man.
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>**“***And we are sure that going forward, the continuing lack of any ethical or moral compass demonstrated by the Prime Minister will be adequately dealt with, and advised upon, by Dr Evil.*”
I was thinking Jeremy Bentham. He’s a world-renowned figure in the realm of ethics, and his silence on controversial matters is guaranteed.
I think Boris might scare off Mr Bigglesworth.
Is it Lex Luthor by any chance?
Dick Dastardly is a shoo-in. He, like Bojo, actively goes out of his way to scheme and be corrupt when he’s absolutely no need to. Even when he’s winning he just finds ways to do the wrong thing.
‘we are proud to announce our newest ethics advisor, Mr Lucifer please stand up and give us a wave’.
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>**“***Obviously it’s going to be difficult to find somebody who can actually say that they are Boris’s ethics advisor with a straight face, but we think we’ve found the man.
>
>**“***And we are sure that going forward, the continuing lack of any ethical or moral compass demonstrated by the Prime Minister will be adequately dealt with, and advised upon, by Dr Evil.*”
I honestly don’t think he will last as long as [Geidt](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jun/14/lord-geidt-ultimate-establishment-stooge-struggles-maintain-illusion-of-authority).
[The Obvious Candidate](https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article22652893.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Screenshot-2020-09-09-at-094105.png)
I was thinking Jeremy Bentham. He’s a world-renowned figure in the realm of ethics, and his silence on controversial matters is guaranteed.
I think Boris might scare off Mr Bigglesworth.
Is it Lex Luthor by any chance?
Dick Dastardly is a shoo-in. He, like Bojo, actively goes out of his way to scheme and be corrupt when he’s absolutely no need to. Even when he’s winning he just finds ways to do the wrong thing.
‘we are proud to announce our newest ethics advisor, Mr Lucifer please stand up and give us a wave’.