
Not Danish but I typed this into Google to ask a question and these options came up. Just thought I’d post it to give you a laugh… “Do Danes still exist?”

Not Danish but I typed this into Google to ask a question and these options came up. Just thought I’d post it to give you a laugh… “Do Danes still exist?”
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Yes we do. But please don’t tell anyone. Please
We do believe in valhal but please don’t tell anyone
And no, we don’t speak English…
As a Dane living in the US , I would say they speak English better than Americans.
We do not exist and we cant speak english
I’m at least fairly positive that we exist yes,
Must be due to Netflix shows like Vikings and Last Kingdom
Nope, literally not here.
The answer is Yes.
probably Swedish google
I’m a Dane. Let me know if you find the answer.
We are hiding in Valhalla, and using a fake English accent to not be recognized.
The answers to those question are: no, not really. Yes, just to spite swedes and yes.
lol
I’m not a ghost! I’m just very pale… Because I am danish…
Do Danes still believe in Valhalla: Yes, but we can’t legally get involved in enough war right now to get in.
Yes to dem alle
Technically we are danish today, Dane being the term for the Vikings that came before modern day Denmark. But yes we still identify as danes
Yes to all.
Nah we dont
As a Dane, I can deny that we still exist.
I used to work in Tivoli, an amusement park. An American couple, by the looks of them I’d say cruise-tourists, came up to me and asked if we have reservations in Denmark. I was confused, so she explained, that “in America we have reservations for native Americans. I was just wondering if you have reservations for vikings here”.
I honestly thought I was on a prank tv-show, so I simply replied “no” and sent them on their way. Stupid questions do exist, folks!
dog lidt besynderligt at man på dansk har forskel på “daner” og “dansker”, men på engelsk er de begge to bare “dane”