Man arrested at Gatwick Airport ‘on suspicion of spying for Putin’ Tags:United Kingdom 12 comments Spying on what exactly, the fact the Easy Jet doesn’t have fresh bacon rolls? /sense of humour dried up here then. It seems odd spying directly for Putin and not for Russia, he must have been a very important spy to have that close relationship. Was sourced from the sun… The headline comes from The Sun, they have obviously dumbed it down enough for their readers. I’m not sure what he was hoping to find at Gatwick On a more serious note, doesn’t this just bring you back to those, uhh, warm fuzzy feelings of cold war suspicion? Thought Johnson used Heathrow. Let me guess, on his way to see a local fucking cathedral aye? I hear he’s been at the airport for four days now trying to catch a flight but it kept getting cancelled. Joris Bohnson? The give away was the glowing suitcase. He wants to stay away from windows, and tea Apparently since the end of the USSR, Aeroflot has lost it’s place as the worlds shittest airline. Putin wants to win that back, and Gatwick would seem a good place to start. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Spying on what exactly, the fact the Easy Jet doesn’t have fresh bacon rolls? /sense of humour dried up here then.
It seems odd spying directly for Putin and not for Russia, he must have been a very important spy to have that close relationship.
I’m not sure what he was hoping to find at Gatwick On a more serious note, doesn’t this just bring you back to those, uhh, warm fuzzy feelings of cold war suspicion?
I hear he’s been at the airport for four days now trying to catch a flight but it kept getting cancelled.
Apparently since the end of the USSR, Aeroflot has lost it’s place as the worlds shittest airline. Putin wants to win that back, and Gatwick would seem a good place to start.
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Spying on what exactly, the fact the Easy Jet doesn’t have fresh bacon rolls?
/sense of humour dried up here then.
It seems odd spying directly for Putin and not for Russia, he must have been a very important spy to have that close relationship.
Was sourced from the sun…
The headline comes from The Sun, they have obviously dumbed it down enough for their readers.
I’m not sure what he was hoping to find at Gatwick
On a more serious note, doesn’t this just bring you back to those, uhh, warm fuzzy feelings of cold war suspicion?
Thought Johnson used Heathrow.
Let me guess, on his way to see a local fucking cathedral aye?
I hear he’s been at the airport for four days now trying to catch a flight but it kept getting cancelled.
Joris Bohnson?
The give away was the glowing suitcase.
He wants to stay away from windows, and tea
Apparently since the end of the USSR, Aeroflot has lost it’s place as the worlds shittest airline.
Putin wants to win that back, and Gatwick would seem a good place to start.