Think the position should now be called **’Just Don’t Eat’** then.
So he will clearly state that the UK should rejoin SM and CU of course.
Good.
Go tories. The latest capitalist solution. Can’t wait for the “buy one get one free” cost of living fix.
So this is a “let’s get creative without spending any money” exercise.
He’ll tell you how to fix it but he’ll want a 50% delivery fee and a 25% service charge on top.
This “tsar” thing is quite odd. Pops up all the time. I guess it’s like a lot of British things: you have to turn it 180 degrees to find the real meaning. Tsar=no real power. Public school=private school. Pragmatism=ideology.
It should be called the “Corporate Profit Crisis” not the cost of living crisis
Aren’t the people who just employed him the ones blaming the public being poor on them eating too many takeaways?
Takeaways are why young people can’t buy a house!!
*Invents Just Eat*
Sweet, he’ll now charge us all 50p for the convenience of reading his work.
Is this one of these things where the govenrnet appoints someone to fix an issue.
They come up with the solutions and the goverment goes no not those solutions we want free market answers!
The whole Tsar thing is very authoritarianophile language. It was done away last time it circulated because it had the bald look of megalomania. But the bimbos and himbos in BJ-donia have not got the memory of a goldfish and they’re reheating it. Goes well on the dinner circuit, don’t you know.
A few years ago in a consulting role, I went to Just Eat to pitch for their business. I met with someone whose job title was ‘Lord of the Onion Rings’. I didn’t like it.
Watching the Tories is like watching the most hopeless greedy sycophants on dragons den come with the most 6th former of ideas to any problem.
A man who has helped make the gig economy normal. What could possibly go wrong? His expertise is based upon the number of his employees who are either victims of the crisis or have turned to picking up shifts to help cover their bills in between their main job.
Just need a Co-founder of Netflix to also become a cost-of-living tsar and you’ll have the people directly responsible for all this… apparently
If he doesn’t deliver on his promises can I get a refund?
It would be interesting to know how much he gave Conservative Party funds and the date of his knighthood.
Should have got a Big Issue seller instead.
Giving away positions in parliment to the highest bidder in the open now then?
Bezos will be PM by the end of the decade and benefits will only be given to those working time in one of his ~~concentration camps~~ warehouses.
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Think the position should now be called **’Just Don’t Eat’** then.
So he will clearly state that the UK should rejoin SM and CU of course.
Good.
Go tories. The latest capitalist solution. Can’t wait for the “buy one get one free” cost of living fix.
So this is a “let’s get creative without spending any money” exercise.
He’ll tell you how to fix it but he’ll want a 50% delivery fee and a 25% service charge on top.
This “tsar” thing is quite odd. Pops up all the time. I guess it’s like a lot of British things: you have to turn it 180 degrees to find the real meaning. Tsar=no real power. Public school=private school. Pragmatism=ideology.
It should be called the “Corporate Profit Crisis” not the cost of living crisis
Aren’t the people who just employed him the ones blaming the public being poor on them eating too many takeaways?
Takeaways are why young people can’t buy a house!!
*Invents Just Eat*
Sweet, he’ll now charge us all 50p for the convenience of reading his work.
Is this one of these things where the govenrnet appoints someone to fix an issue.
They come up with the solutions and the goverment goes no not those solutions we want free market answers!
The whole Tsar thing is very authoritarianophile language. It was done away last time it circulated because it had the bald look of megalomania. But the bimbos and himbos in BJ-donia have not got the memory of a goldfish and they’re reheating it. Goes well on the dinner circuit, don’t you know.
A few years ago in a consulting role, I went to Just Eat to pitch for their business. I met with someone whose job title was ‘Lord of the Onion Rings’. I didn’t like it.
Watching the Tories is like watching the most hopeless greedy sycophants on dragons den come with the most 6th former of ideas to any problem.
A man who has helped make the gig economy normal. What could possibly go wrong? His expertise is based upon the number of his employees who are either victims of the crisis or have turned to picking up shifts to help cover their bills in between their main job.
Just need a Co-founder of Netflix to also become a cost-of-living tsar and you’ll have the people directly responsible for all this… apparently
If he doesn’t deliver on his promises can I get a refund?
It would be interesting to know how much he gave Conservative Party funds and the date of his knighthood.
Should have got a Big Issue seller instead.
Giving away positions in parliment to the highest bidder in the open now then?
Bezos will be PM by the end of the decade and benefits will only be given to those working time in one of his ~~concentration camps~~ warehouses.