Someone should have told him booster shots only work with vaccines.
Maybe serious condition means he’s in great condition like really fit and strong.
Lad must be in serious condition to survive them bullets
Boris the Bullet Dodger ?
Someone needs to stop hiring the cheap gunman.
I mean if a bird shits on me I’ll definitely do the lotto…
*Initial indications suggest the incident was linked to organised crime.*
😂😂😂
I should hope so… Who else is getting involved in multiple attempted murders…
With all the paywalls these papers are looking like they do headlines only.
How unlucky can a person be
EDIT: Jesus lads, I do realise its nothing to do with luck
I bet he really regrets sing too loud at mass.
Well jesus he must have done *some*thing
Tbf they first tried to poison his wine with cyanide. That didn’t work, so they shot hit and left him for dead. He revived and they shot him again and viciously beat him. Remarkably he was still alive.
They shot him a third time. Should have thrown him into an icy river.
The Rasputin of Dublin
Dammit Brett!!
50p
He doesn’t seem to be getting the message.
Whatever he’s at, he really should pack it in.
Waiting for his rap album to drop would buy.
Nerf in the eye
You need to be lucky every time, we only need to be lucky … Also every time, apparently.
Worst aim ever
In Michael Malloy ‘s spirit
I wonder has he tried not getting shot. Might do wonders for his health.
He’s getting hunted by stormtroopers
How could this be possible? There are no handguns allowed in Ireland!
50 cent watch out.
I wonder if the media will report about how men aren’t safe in this country. When a young lady was attacked earlier this year that was all the focus, the message was “women aren’t safe leaving their homes”, despite the fact men are much more likely to be subjected to unprovoked attack.
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Someone should have told him booster shots only work with vaccines.
Maybe serious condition means he’s in great condition like really fit and strong.
Lad must be in serious condition to survive them bullets
Boris the Bullet Dodger ?
Someone needs to stop hiring the cheap gunman.
I mean if a bird shits on me I’ll definitely do the lotto…
*Initial indications suggest the incident was linked to organised crime.*
😂😂😂
I should hope so… Who else is getting involved in multiple attempted murders…
With all the paywalls these papers are looking like they do headlines only.
How unlucky can a person be
EDIT: Jesus lads, I do realise its nothing to do with luck
I bet he really regrets sing too loud at mass.
Well jesus he must have done *some*thing
Tbf they first tried to poison his wine with cyanide. That didn’t work, so they shot hit and left him for dead. He revived and they shot him again and viciously beat him. Remarkably he was still alive.
They shot him a third time. Should have thrown him into an icy river.
The Rasputin of Dublin
Dammit Brett!!
50p
He doesn’t seem to be getting the message.
Whatever he’s at, he really should pack it in.
Waiting for his rap album to drop would buy.
Nerf in the eye
You need to be lucky every time, we only need to be lucky … Also every time, apparently.
Worst aim ever
In Michael Malloy ‘s spirit
I wonder has he tried not getting shot. Might do wonders for his health.
He’s getting hunted by stormtroopers
How could this be possible? There are no handguns allowed in Ireland!
50 cent watch out.
I wonder if the media will report about how men aren’t safe in this country. When a young lady was attacked earlier this year that was all the focus, the message was “women aren’t safe leaving their homes”, despite the fact men are much more likely to be subjected to unprovoked attack.
Must be a decent skin
He should try being nicer to people