>First though, was a question from Labour’s Chris Elmore. Could Johnson confirm or deny whether he has ever tried to blag a job in government or the royal household for his girlfriend – now wife – Carrie Johnson? Bubbles of nonsense dribbled from the Convict’s mouth. What he had done is find lots of other people a job. Which must be why so many people are out of work. But no outright denial. Everyone was just amazed that he hadn’t lied.
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>So we can take that as a yes, then. After all, Johnson’s only interest in institutions and their safeguards is in how they can be twisted and corrupted to his ends. What is the point of going to all that trouble to become foreign secretary or prime minister if you’re not going to try to use your influence to find your lover a job?
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>Hell, he’d bought off his own brother with a peerage. He’d given Evgeny Lebedev a peerage. Even Evgeny’s friends have yet to work out if he exists in three dimensions. Mostly he resembles a bearded cardboard cutout. A billionaire without quality. And it’s rumoured he plans to elevate Paul Dacre to the Lords. So finding his latest lover a cushy number was a complete no-brainer. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be paid £100k for doing next to nothing in the Foreign Office if the only other job on offer was as a £10k cleaner in a care home?
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Could’ve quite easily skipped the last four words of that headline.
>the Convict
Bubbles of Nonsense would make quite a good band name.
That’s just Boris 90% of the time
Fixed the headline for you:
# Boris produces bubbles of nonsense when quizzed
You’re welcome.
Neh Poh Tism.
[removed]
Let me guess, he’s start saying how his favourite book is Carrie by Stephen King
“Boris produces coherent sentence” would be more newsworthy.
is that even news?
So his usual defence then? Does anyone still buy that bullshit?
One day the UK people will realise that Boris is “all talk, no walk” aka no real action. The guy is only good at rhetorics; and for aiding his own pocket.
A man who has been known for his waffle and three word slogans for years cannot produce a coherent and detailed answer? Shocking. Johnson never provides an answer, even by politicians standards he is unable to be direct. The fact that some people can still be fooled by this is a damning indictment of the critical thinking skills of some people in the UK.
Thats just last nights prosecco, nothing to see here.
Is it not his normal way of operation? I though he bubbles nonsense all the time
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>First though, was a question from Labour’s Chris Elmore. Could Johnson confirm or deny whether he has ever tried to blag a job in government or the royal household for his girlfriend – now wife – Carrie Johnson? Bubbles of nonsense dribbled from the Convict’s mouth. What he had done is find lots of other people a job. Which must be why so many people are out of work. But no outright denial. Everyone was just amazed that he hadn’t lied.
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>So we can take that as a yes, then. After all, Johnson’s only interest in institutions and their safeguards is in how they can be twisted and corrupted to his ends. What is the point of going to all that trouble to become foreign secretary or prime minister if you’re not going to try to use your influence to find your lover a job?
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>Hell, he’d bought off his own brother with a peerage. He’d given Evgeny Lebedev a peerage. Even Evgeny’s friends have yet to work out if he exists in three dimensions. Mostly he resembles a bearded cardboard cutout. A billionaire without quality. And it’s rumoured he plans to elevate Paul Dacre to the Lords. So finding his latest lover a cushy number was a complete no-brainer. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be paid £100k for doing next to nothing in the Foreign Office if the only other job on offer was as a £10k cleaner in a care home?
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Could’ve quite easily skipped the last four words of that headline.
>the Convict
Bubbles of Nonsense would make quite a good band name.
That’s just Boris 90% of the time
Fixed the headline for you:
# Boris produces bubbles of nonsense when quizzed
You’re welcome.
Neh Poh Tism.
[removed]
Let me guess, he’s start saying how his favourite book is Carrie by Stephen King
“Boris produces coherent sentence” would be more newsworthy.
is that even news?
So his usual defence then? Does anyone still buy that bullshit?
One day the UK people will realise that Boris is “all talk, no walk” aka no real action. The guy is only good at rhetorics; and for aiding his own pocket.
A man who has been known for his waffle and three word slogans for years cannot produce a coherent and detailed answer? Shocking. Johnson never provides an answer, even by politicians standards he is unable to be direct. The fact that some people can still be fooled by this is a damning indictment of the critical thinking skills of some people in the UK.
Thats just last nights prosecco, nothing to see here.
Is it not his normal way of operation? I though he bubbles nonsense all the time