Don’t ask me to pronounce Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, also ask Finland for the vowels they stole

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1. Grzegrzółka

2. Me, Ukrainian, because my language has pretty elegant way of denoting sounds in writing

3. It wont look pretty, but you can technically simplify it to

   ~~gżegoż bżęćyśćykiewić~~

   which is maybe easier for an American to understand?

   Edit: You know what, fuck it I can’t be bothered anymore.

   *Ґжеґож бжęчищикєвіч*

4. “Dziewięćdziesięciodziewięciozłotówka” is I think the longest polish word. It means 0.99 PLN coin.

5. Finland: What vovels?

   Also Finland: Riiuuyöaieuutinen.

6. Obsztyfitykultykiewicz

7. Polish has some useless letters. Like ‘U’ and ‘Ó’. Historically they were pronounced differently, but it changed over time. Now we could get rid of ‘Ó’ and a couple other letters to make spelling easier.

8. W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie

9. Okey. So how to pronounce Bastian Obsztyfitykultykiewicz