Saw some gombeen post a picture of his buttered crackers with the entire annual output of Kerrygold laced on the top. Absolute madman. This is the ideal butter to cracker ratio

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1. What butter, I can’t see any butter on those

2. Nah, the previous guy had it right. But add pepper.

   Edit: My wife would agree with you… But she isn’t Irish… 😉

3. Kerry gold would go out of business with this level of buttering 😂

4. Loads of parts missing butter. I wouldn’t be proud of this at all.

5. A weeks dinner for a Cavan man

6. Gombeen doesn’t mean what you think it means.

7. VERY stingy on the butter there 🥲

8. What the hell is that nonsense above???….other fella was moving in the right direction and at a decent pace, I use crackers as spoons for butter, literally scoop the butter out of the tub and straight into the mouth and has to be Dairygold, Kerrygold, although a very beautiful and top level butter, just breaks the crackers into bits

9. I’d say you’re as dry as them crackers

10. Recession butter spreading there.

11. When this lad makes a cup of tea, he probably uses an eye dropper to add the milk…

12. Is yer ma not embarrassed that she raised a child that thinks that the appropriate amount of butter for their cream crackers ?

13. I’d say you’d get a slap round the ears for the amount of red sauce used always being too much in your house

14. A bit light on the butter for my liking, but better than some I’ve seen 🙂

15. OP the Emergency ended a few years ago, you can loosen the belt a little on your butter stores.

16. Thats miserable.

17. How can you be so confident while being so wrong?

18. If thags how much butter you’ve in crackers, I can only imagine what way you have your weetabix you mad man.

    Eating those crackers would be like eating Ghandis flip flops

19. why so stingy, not enough butter to go around?

20. Ever put butter on plain digestive biscuits?

21. Where’s the raspberry jam? 🤨

22. These two threads are an amazing example of Cunningham’s Law:

    >”the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer.”

    When people see something they disagree with they’re much more likely to reply to it.

    This thread is full of people saying OP is incorrect. The other thread is also full of people saying that OP is incorrect. Despite both posts displaying what are essentially entirely opposite approaches.

23. A Cavan cracker

24. The one closest to the camera was the usual ration for lunch in Sunday’s Well, I presume.

25. Is there a butter shortage in your gaff? lol

    If you can’t see teeth marks in the butter, is it even buttered?

26. What is this the famine? Went too far the opposite way

27. You buttered the wrong side!! The other side is flatter!

28. You mean aul cunt

29. Cracker : butter should be 1:1 at least. And ideally 1:4.

30. I saw that too and kind of admired him a bit. And nice callback with gombeen; you’re definitely proving you’re not with these austerity rations. Hope things turn around for you soon, mate.

31. Micheál Martin is clearly posting here. States there is enough, but really that wouldn’t be enough to feed a Cork dog

32. You run out of cheese?

33. If you can’t see teeth marks you don’t have enough butter

34. So that’s how dry shites are created.

35. And when you crack one spreading on the butter you have to say to yourself slow down horse, you’ll get these into you soon, no need to smash them up.

36. State of that. Ya need a bit more butter! Did ya run out?

37. I’m sorry that you’re so poor that you have to ration butter. Time to bring back the vouchers I guess.

38. Ireland is going through enough without added secterian butter bullying.

39. disgrace, you don’t have enough until you can leave teeth marks

40. Little do we know OP buttered both sides. Pulling a wildcard.

41. You a Cavan man by any chance?

42. No. It should be like putting butter on gingerbread. If you can’t see your teeth marks in the butter after a bite then you haven’t put on enough

43. My mouths dry just seeing these photos of crackers lads. Geway with this shite. King crisp sambos instead plz

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45. This is like homeopathic butter at this stage, it only contains the memory of butter

46. If you can’t see the impression of your teeth in the butter after you bite it how is it even buttered?

47. Jesus OP want some crackers with all that butter? /s

48. Begun the cracker to butter ratio wars has