I got a solid chocolate KitKat, AMA

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  1. Little known fact, The So Solid Crew from the early 00s was formed after a bunch of lads came across solid Kit-Kats. I’d reach out to join man.

  2. What type of cheese do you think would be most beneficial for export to EU countries? I don’t see cheddar catching on in the rest of the EU.

  3. I hope you didn’t eat the whole thing? That was your golden ticket to tour the Nestle factory and see the Oompa-Loompas slavelike work conditions. In the meantime, if someone approaches you under a dark bridge, it’s probably just Putin asking you to steal fizzy lifting drink & everlasting gobstopper recipes.

  4. You must now dedicate your life to searching the earth for a purely wafer KitKat, to restore balance to the universe.

    How do you pack for that?

  5. When making tea, why does the kettle get really noisy at first, then go really quiet for a minute, before getting really noisy again?

  6. I don’t understand why they haven’t picked up on this as an idea for a bar. KitKat solid maybe.

  7. This is just another example of how the big chocolate companies are trying to take control. Before you know it, all of our chocolate biscuit bars will be replaced with plain chocolate.

  8. I got one once in primary school, my friend didn’t believe me. So I bit into it and he claimed the white bit (from the teeth marks) was wafer.

    You see Simon? It can fucking happen, it may have only taken 20 years, but it happened again.

  9. How is the recovery process going? Are you coping with the trauma caused by this event in a healthy manner?

  10. What is there left for you to accomplish now you have hit the apex? Is retirement the only option? What about teaching?

  11. It’s so validating to see someone else who doesn’t bother breaking up their kit-kats before eating. They taste better!

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