Little known fact, The So Solid Crew from the early 00s was formed after a bunch of lads came across solid Kit-Kats. I’d reach out to join man.
And you’re happy to just chomp into the two fingers like that without snapping them in half first?
Did it braayk yer choppers ?
What are you planning on doing with your remaining hours?
Better than normal KitKats or not as good?
I bet you have a few other twix up your sleeve..?
Nestle : ‘You don’t have the right to wafer’
What are you doing having a break at this time?
You bite into both at the same time without breaking the two halves apart first?
Psycho!
What’s your job and how much do you earn?
You could sue for trauma/ PTSD and the likes. You could get millions
What type of cheese do you think would be most beneficial for export to EU countries? I don’t see cheddar catching on in the rest of the EU.
I hope you didn’t eat the whole thing? That was your golden ticket to tour the Nestle factory and see the Oompa-Loompas slavelike work conditions. In the meantime, if someone approaches you under a dark bridge, it’s probably just Putin asking you to steal fizzy lifting drink & everlasting gobstopper recipes.
Are you alright???
Why did you bite from the end rather than across the middle like a normal person?
r/fucknestle has a few questions!
Send pics to kit kat they will send u a box full
You must now dedicate your life to searching the earth for a purely wafer KitKat, to restore balance to the universe.
How do you pack for that?
I once thought I had the solid chocolate Club Milk.. but then I took a second bite.
When making tea, why does the kettle get really noisy at first, then go really quiet for a minute, before getting really noisy again?
I don’t understand why they haven’t picked up on this as an idea for a bar. KitKat solid maybe.
Why’d you bite it like that you fckin monster
The chosen one!
Why do you buy Nestle products?
This is just another example of how the big chocolate companies are trying to take control. Before you know it, all of our chocolate biscuit bars will be replaced with plain chocolate.
About 20 years ago I got a solid chocolate Purple Snack.
Is this going to be as big as highlight, in your life?
Are you concerned about the impending normality of tomorrow and every day thereafter?
I got one once in primary school, my friend didn’t believe me. So I bit into it and he claimed the white bit (from the teeth marks) was wafer.
You see Simon? It can fucking happen, it may have only taken 20 years, but it happened again.
How is the recovery process going? Are you coping with the trauma caused by this event in a healthy manner?
What is there left for you to accomplish now you have hit the apex? Is retirement the only option? What about teaching?
These kitkats appear on Reddit every other day
Compo….deffo your honour, the trauma…
It’s so validating to see someone else who doesn’t bother breaking up their kit-kats before eating. They taste better!
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Little known fact, The So Solid Crew from the early 00s was formed after a bunch of lads came across solid Kit-Kats. I’d reach out to join man.
And you’re happy to just chomp into the two fingers like that without snapping them in half first?
Did it braayk yer choppers ?
What are you planning on doing with your remaining hours?
Better than normal KitKats or not as good?
I bet you have a few other twix up your sleeve..?
Nestle : ‘You don’t have the right to wafer’
What are you doing having a break at this time?
You bite into both at the same time without breaking the two halves apart first?
Psycho!
What’s your job and how much do you earn?
You could sue for trauma/ PTSD and the likes. You could get millions
What type of cheese do you think would be most beneficial for export to EU countries? I don’t see cheddar catching on in the rest of the EU.
I hope you didn’t eat the whole thing? That was your golden ticket to tour the Nestle factory and see the Oompa-Loompas slavelike work conditions. In the meantime, if someone approaches you under a dark bridge, it’s probably just Putin asking you to steal fizzy lifting drink & everlasting gobstopper recipes.
Are you alright???
Why did you bite from the end rather than across the middle like a normal person?
r/fucknestle has a few questions!
Send pics to kit kat they will send u a box full
You must now dedicate your life to searching the earth for a purely wafer KitKat, to restore balance to the universe.
How do you pack for that?
I once thought I had the solid chocolate Club Milk.. but then I took a second bite.
When making tea, why does the kettle get really noisy at first, then go really quiet for a minute, before getting really noisy again?
I don’t understand why they haven’t picked up on this as an idea for a bar. KitKat solid maybe.
Why’d you bite it like that you fckin monster
The chosen one!
Why do you buy Nestle products?
This is just another example of how the big chocolate companies are trying to take control. Before you know it, all of our chocolate biscuit bars will be replaced with plain chocolate.
About 20 years ago I got a solid chocolate Purple Snack.
Is this going to be as big as highlight, in your life?
Are you concerned about the impending normality of tomorrow and every day thereafter?
I got one once in primary school, my friend didn’t believe me. So I bit into it and he claimed the white bit (from the teeth marks) was wafer.
You see Simon? It can fucking happen, it may have only taken 20 years, but it happened again.
How is the recovery process going? Are you coping with the trauma caused by this event in a healthy manner?
What is there left for you to accomplish now you have hit the apex? Is retirement the only option? What about teaching?
These kitkats appear on Reddit every other day
Compo….deffo your honour, the trauma…
It’s so validating to see someone else who doesn’t bother breaking up their kit-kats before eating. They taste better!