What butter is that? and do you want a heart attack fella? jaysus
My mother was a nurse. She used to come in after work (particularly night shifts, for some reason), and eat cream crackers with butter and marmalade.
I applaud the use of the correct receptacle for crackers, the piece of kitchen roll
Far too much butter for my liking but yes, crackers with real butter are lovely.
that butter is gross horse
where’s the cheese, Gromit?
Fuck me with that whole lot of butter lube.
Man uses a stick of kerrygold like you use a salsa dip.
You’re aiming for a heart attack at 25, I take it?
I used to get handed this, or digestives with butter of a Sunday evening during Glenroe
Warm butter ? You sicko
You missed the corners
Obesity epidemic
Ever hear of “too much of a good thing”?
It’s not that it’s too much butter, rather that the butter is too soft. It should be hard enough to leave teeth marks when you bite in but not too hard to schmear over the cracker. 5 out of 10 effort
I see you are a cultured man who puts the correct amount of butter on your crackers
Have you ever tried some thick cut slices of mild cheddar on top? It’s addictive.
Use cold butter. You can put it on in slices
Has to be cold butter from the fridge. Also stick a slice of ham in there next time
Ideally though, it should be COLD butter, from the fridge. You’ve clearly left the butter out all day ngl that’s sub-par now, so it is.
Hell yeah, next put it on some digestives and make the Irish oreo, delish
My family’s one great claim to fame is that my great grandfather (Joseph Haughton) invented the cream cracker. A legacy I am truly proud of.
No thanks, I like being able to use stairs
Yes. This is legit once of my absolute favourite things in the world!
What’s the difference between Irish butter and … butter butter I guess US butter
The butter is a weird colour, maybe its the light.
They’re missing something
Do you want some crackers with your butter??
Crackers are great. Did you eat them singly or layer them? I remember as a kid myself and my brother would compete to see who could eat the most crackers layered. Not trying to lick your lips while eating a cracker was another challenge we would do.
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What butter is that? and do you want a heart attack fella? jaysus
My mother was a nurse. She used to come in after work (particularly night shifts, for some reason), and eat cream crackers with butter and marmalade.
I applaud the use of the correct receptacle for crackers, the piece of kitchen roll
Far too much butter for my liking but yes, crackers with real butter are lovely.
that butter is gross horse
where’s the cheese, Gromit?
Fuck me with that whole lot of butter lube.
Man uses a stick of kerrygold like you use a salsa dip.
You’re aiming for a heart attack at 25, I take it?
I used to get handed this, or digestives with butter of a Sunday evening during Glenroe
Warm butter ? You sicko
You missed the corners
Obesity epidemic
Ever hear of “too much of a good thing”?
It’s not that it’s too much butter, rather that the butter is too soft. It should be hard enough to leave teeth marks when you bite in but not too hard to schmear over the cracker. 5 out of 10 effort
I see you are a cultured man who puts the correct amount of butter on your crackers
Have you ever tried some thick cut slices of mild cheddar on top? It’s addictive.
Use cold butter. You can put it on in slices
Has to be cold butter from the fridge. Also stick a slice of ham in there next time
Ideally though, it should be COLD butter, from the fridge. You’ve clearly left the butter out all day ngl that’s sub-par now, so it is.
Hell yeah, next put it on some digestives and make the Irish oreo, delish
My family’s one great claim to fame is that my great grandfather (Joseph Haughton) invented the cream cracker. A legacy I am truly proud of.
No thanks, I like being able to use stairs
Yes. This is legit once of my absolute favourite things in the world!
What’s the difference between Irish butter and … butter butter I guess US butter
The butter is a weird colour, maybe its the light.
They’re missing something
Do you want some crackers with your butter??
Crackers are great. Did you eat them singly or layer them? I remember as a kid myself and my brother would compete to see who could eat the most crackers layered. Not trying to lick your lips while eating a cracker was another challenge we would do.
That’s too much butter you sick bastard!
Heart attack anyone?