*The prime minister is recovering from major surgery, how awful of you to be harassing and victimising him at a time like this. He simply wants to focus on recovering so that he can get on with levelling up the country.*
– Every Tory chump on radio and TV tomorrow
The surgery is to remove some traces of integrity. Thus story was suppressed by number 10 and their Tory stooges in our free press.
Nepotism is so ingrained into this chucklehead, he doesn’t realise that everyone who didn’t go to Eton looks down on it.
Chucklefuck getting his septum reconstructed?
I like this: “It follows allegations he tried to make her his £100,000-a-year chief of staff two years earlier, when he was Foreign Secretary and **she was his girlfriend**.”
Really?
Hey, I pointed out his op was a diversion tactic and was told I was a daily mail commentor. So can we please believe he urgently needed this op and wasn’t, some how pushed to the top of the list to gurner sympathy. Thanks.
Its a good thing Johnson won’t admit to all of his children. Otherwise they would make up half the civil service within the next 30 years.
what does that title even mean
Carrie wanted to pick fruit… for the royals?
I think this is disgusting and unfair treatment; what about his other mistresses? Why hasn’t he given them a role too?
Nepotism is rife in all political parties for a simple reason; there’s a shortage of people willing to become elected councillors.
Our Parish Council has had 3 vacancies for over a year now – nobody wants to take on an unpaid role along with all the moral lifestyle limiting obligations of being elected.
One of the previous younger Parish councillors was a single person found swapping nudes on a dating app.
He got busted by a member of the public, and told his lifestyle choices were incompatible with electorally representing children – so he rightly told everyone to f*** themselves for interfering in his private life, and left.
You just end up with a load of unrepresentative puritanical old farts and their close friends and family.
Nobody young, sane or single goes into politics because you invite insane amounts of scrutiny on your private life for no gain.
Yeah, he’s corrupt and incompetent. But it’s a good thing he’s funny and can’t wear a suit, or I’d have to seriously consider voting for another party.
Username checks out u/winkwinknudge_nudge
Welcome to 1970!
and in the end, had to settle for being his wife… whatever that actually means.
Profumo lost his career for a fling with a young woman with links to Russia. Boris Johnson brings his young bit of meat, and founder member of conservative friends of Russia into number 10 after trying to get her a string of cushy jobs and suffers no consequence.
Factual correction.
This wasn’t for his wife. This was the bird he was shagging while his wife had cancer treatment.
The fact that he’s married to *her* now isn’t that material to the story.
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*The prime minister is recovering from major surgery, how awful of you to be harassing and victimising him at a time like this. He simply wants to focus on recovering so that he can get on with levelling up the country.*
– Every Tory chump on radio and TV tomorrow
The surgery is to remove some traces of integrity. Thus story was suppressed by number 10 and their Tory stooges in our free press.
Nepotism is so ingrained into this chucklehead, he doesn’t realise that everyone who didn’t go to Eton looks down on it.
Chucklefuck getting his septum reconstructed?
I like this: “It follows allegations he tried to make her his £100,000-a-year chief of staff two years earlier, when he was Foreign Secretary and **she was his girlfriend**.”
Really?
Hey, I pointed out his op was a diversion tactic and was told I was a daily mail commentor. So can we please believe he urgently needed this op and wasn’t, some how pushed to the top of the list to gurner sympathy. Thanks.
Its a good thing Johnson won’t admit to all of his children. Otherwise they would make up half the civil service within the next 30 years.
what does that title even mean
Carrie wanted to pick fruit… for the royals?
I think this is disgusting and unfair treatment; what about his other mistresses? Why hasn’t he given them a role too?
Nepotism is rife in all political parties for a simple reason; there’s a shortage of people willing to become elected councillors.
Our Parish Council has had 3 vacancies for over a year now – nobody wants to take on an unpaid role along with all the moral lifestyle limiting obligations of being elected.
One of the previous younger Parish councillors was a single person found swapping nudes on a dating app.
He got busted by a member of the public, and told his lifestyle choices were incompatible with electorally representing children – so he rightly told everyone to f*** themselves for interfering in his private life, and left.
You just end up with a load of unrepresentative puritanical old farts and their close friends and family.
Nobody young, sane or single goes into politics because you invite insane amounts of scrutiny on your private life for no gain.
Yeah, he’s corrupt and incompetent. But it’s a good thing he’s funny and can’t wear a suit, or I’d have to seriously consider voting for another party.
Username checks out u/winkwinknudge_nudge
Welcome to 1970!
and in the end, had to settle for being his wife… whatever that actually means.
Profumo lost his career for a fling with a young woman with links to Russia. Boris Johnson brings his young bit of meat, and founder member of conservative friends of Russia into number 10 after trying to get her a string of cushy jobs and suffers no consequence.
Factual correction.
This wasn’t for his wife. This was the bird he was shagging while his wife had cancer treatment.
The fact that he’s married to *her* now isn’t that material to the story.