>A source told us, “Generally speaking, we have to give the prime ministers nose a little trim every couple of weeks. Just an inch or two off the the end before it becomes too conspicuous in photographs.
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>“But this latest growth spurt took us all by surprise. It started when he was asked a couple of questions about whether he tried to get Carrie a £100k job in government when she was still his bit on the side, rather than his current wife – his nose just had started getting longer and longer, while we all just sat there and watched it grow. It was mesmerising to be honest.
That at least solves the mystery of why he didn’t bolt back to Ukraine this morning for more feel-good photos with Zelenskiy which normally take his mind off these domestic problems of his.
Cocaine is a helluva drug….
This must be a cheeky joke
Frankly I assumed it was due to all the cocaine.
no wonder westminster needs supplied so much coke when its getting shovelled up a beak like that.
I thought they were just chiselling out all the gak he’s hoovered up there.
He’s worn the inside of his nasal cavities away from decades of snorting cocaine.
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>A source told us, “Generally speaking, we have to give the prime ministers nose a little trim every couple of weeks. Just an inch or two off the the end before it becomes too conspicuous in photographs.
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>“But this latest growth spurt took us all by surprise. It started when he was asked a couple of questions about whether he tried to get Carrie a £100k job in government when she was still his bit on the side, rather than his current wife – his nose just had started getting longer and longer, while we all just sat there and watched it grow. It was mesmerising to be honest.
That at least solves the mystery of why he didn’t bolt back to Ukraine this morning for more feel-good photos with Zelenskiy which normally take his mind off these domestic problems of his.
Cocaine is a helluva drug….
This must be a cheeky joke
Frankly I assumed it was due to all the cocaine.
no wonder westminster needs supplied so much coke when its getting shovelled up a beak like that.
I thought they were just chiselling out all the gak he’s hoovered up there.
He’s worn the inside of his nasal cavities away from decades of snorting cocaine.
So that’s why he’s so popular with the ladies
I think he OD’d on charley.