Routine operation – getting all the blow out of his sinuses.
All hail our new Supreme Leader Raab!
The BBC said “Deputy Prime Minister Dominic Raab would have made any urgent decisions”
In what world would anyone believe Raab has ever made a decision…
I can’t imagine going back to work the day after general anaesthetic. I felt so nauseated for about 48 hours after I had an operation, along with a massive headache and sore throat (from the air tube).
been to have all that coke pressure washed out of his nose, like a sewer fatberg
Turns out turning your nose up at MP salaries causes damage to your sinuses.
The Prime Minister’s brain is missing.
More smoke and mirrors.
Distracting from the covered up story about him wanting to hire Carrie when he was balls deep in her perhaps.
Fucking joke of a government.
They’re really scraping the barrel of cover up stories, aren’t they?
Jesus-is he finally being gelded?
First documented case of Pinocchioitis?
Funny how he manages to get away every time a big contreversy about him blows up.
.#Carriegate
Finally getting the snip then?
I know the NHS is struggling, but sending our PM to the warzone in Ukraine for routine private surgery out of his own pocket is an OUTRAGE!!!
Heard he got the recommendation of a good surgeon from Daniella Westbrook…
That is the first news from BoJo where I don’t think gosh that fucking idiot…
Suppose Carrie couldn’t fire a kid out on demand so had to go for the routine operation instead
…I wouldn’t class having his head removed from his arse as a routine operation.
So he’s finally having that last vestige of his conscience removed?
Boris does seem to have aged about 10 years since becoming pm. I wonder what the OP is for. Hopefully something serious.
Hopefully having a Brain implant and empathy chip inserted.
exploratory surgery in search of a conscience?
Vasectomy I hope.
I also used to pretend to be sick to get out of trouble at school
Surprise trip to Ukraine!
Surprise operation!
Surprise no show at the Tory Northern Conference!
Surprise no show to the Tory soon-to-lose by elections!
Those jeers at the jubilee may well have hit home- these were not from ‘lefties’ or ‘protesters’ who to him are tools to show his selfish base ‘we have the plebs in hand’.
Nope, these are royalists, supporters of the establishment so committed they will go out of the way and oay yo see a glimpse of a royal gene.
These were Tory voters.
Oops.
Rabb is the British equivalent of Dan Quail…..
The deputy PM who sat on a beach whilst Afghanistan was falling to the Taliban, that guy.
Cocaine’s some drug – it enables its users to jump things, like NHS post-Covid routine operations queues.
Did someone finally punch him on his nose?
Routine Operation:
Nose job to hide the coke addiction.
Here’s your chance surgeons. Complications can happen, it’s not your fault.
Fingers crossed they’ve finally discovered a cure for being an absolute cunt, and he’s the first recipient.
Just hiding from the latest pile of shit landing on his doorstep
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Good time for raab to go on holiday again.
Routine operation – getting all the blow out of his sinuses.
All hail our new Supreme Leader Raab!
The BBC said “Deputy Prime Minister Dominic Raab would have made any urgent decisions”
In what world would anyone believe Raab has ever made a decision…
I’m pleased he’s had his sinuses fixed, they must have been giving him bother based on [all that sniffing](https://twitter.com/WillBlackWriter/status/1534211933376851968) he was doing the other day when he definitely wasn’t on any cocaine
I can’t imagine going back to work the day after general anaesthetic. I felt so nauseated for about 48 hours after I had an operation, along with a massive headache and sore throat (from the air tube).
been to have all that coke pressure washed out of his nose, like a sewer fatberg
Turns out turning your nose up at MP salaries causes damage to your sinuses.
The Prime Minister’s brain is missing.
More smoke and mirrors.
Distracting from the covered up story about him wanting to hire Carrie when he was balls deep in her perhaps.
Fucking joke of a government.
They’re really scraping the barrel of cover up stories, aren’t they?
Jesus-is he finally being gelded?
First documented case of Pinocchioitis?
Funny how he manages to get away every time a big contreversy about him blows up.
.#Carriegate
Finally getting the snip then?
I know the NHS is struggling, but sending our PM to the warzone in Ukraine for routine private surgery out of his own pocket is an OUTRAGE!!!
Heard he got the recommendation of a good surgeon from Daniella Westbrook…
That is the first news from BoJo where I don’t think gosh that fucking idiot…
Suppose Carrie couldn’t fire a kid out on demand so had to go for the routine operation instead
…I wouldn’t class having his head removed from his arse as a routine operation.
So he’s finally having that last vestige of his conscience removed?
Boris does seem to have aged about 10 years since becoming pm. I wonder what the OP is for. Hopefully something serious.
Hopefully having a Brain implant and empathy chip inserted.
exploratory surgery in search of a conscience?
Vasectomy I hope.
I also used to pretend to be sick to get out of trouble at school
Surprise trip to Ukraine!
Surprise operation!
Surprise no show at the Tory Northern Conference!
Surprise no show to the Tory soon-to-lose by elections!
Those jeers at the jubilee may well have hit home- these were not from ‘lefties’ or ‘protesters’ who to him are tools to show his selfish base ‘we have the plebs in hand’.
Nope, these are royalists, supporters of the establishment so committed they will go out of the way and oay yo see a glimpse of a royal gene.
These were Tory voters.
Oops.
Rabb is the British equivalent of Dan Quail…..
The deputy PM who sat on a beach whilst Afghanistan was falling to the Taliban, that guy.
Cocaine’s some drug – it enables its users to jump things, like NHS post-Covid routine operations queues.
Did someone finally punch him on his nose?
Routine Operation:
Nose job to hide the coke addiction.
Here’s your chance surgeons. Complications can happen, it’s not your fault.
Fingers crossed they’ve finally discovered a cure for being an absolute cunt, and he’s the first recipient.
Just hiding from the latest pile of shit landing on his doorstep