I work in a coastal cleanup project. Admit, who lost their fleshlight?

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  1. So it’s in ok shape and you’re all alone in a mountain where no one can see or judge you? Obviously that would be disgusting to even think about. I mean I’ve never even dreamt of using one and couldn’t ever stoop to such a low level. What kind of piece shit would think about cleaning it out and trying it for curiosities sake. Revolting. There’s no way I would fuck that thing, ever. Couldn’t possibly do it. That’s disgusting. Obviously you don’t put that sort of thing in your backpack and take home and hide in your wardrobe. Who or why would do that? Definitely not me.

  2. Are you handling it at the same time as handling your phone? Are you sure you want to put your phone to your ear again?

  3. This is what we call “vandrerfitte” in Norwegian. It is usually placed on difficult hikingtrails by single ladies that wants children as a means to collect the sperm of fit hiking men. If you find it as a single man you are supposed to cum into it and place it back, where the owner will find it on her daily collection trip.

    Don’t worry, the vandrerladies usually place several of these around the trail to get a good mix of males, so the chances of you becoming the father is quite low. Although you might want to find the other easter-eggs, as the father of a “vandrerbarn” gets awarded a free high-end Bergans jacket and lifetime subscription to DNT, if you can prove fatherhood. There’s a guy in Sogndal that made this his livelihood, selling the extra jackets and memberships on Finn.no for a pretty penny.

    Anyway, the unauthorized removal of a vandrerfitte is said to curse you making you infertile, so I highly advice you to place it back even if you do not partake in this activity.

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