I have to say, I’m not hugely impressed by outgoing Kentucky Republican Thomas Massie’s denunciation of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from the floor of the House of Representatives.

“Prince Andrew .. committed sex crimes in the US,” the Kentucky Republican said, as he read out a list of 14 people he described as Jeffrey Epstein’s collaborators, including former Barclays chief executive Jes Staley, the magician David Copperfield, and the retail billionaire Les Wexner.