>Former Tory deputy chief whip Chris Pincher has been immediately installed as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor it has been revealed today.
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>A Spokesperson for the Prime Minister confirmed “[Pincher is perfect for the job](https://www.politico.eu/article/downing-street-appointed-tory-mp-top-job-despite-sexual-misconduct-allegation/).
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>“The Prime Minister has been searching for a new ethics advisor for a while now, and it looks like he’s finally found his man. He starts today. …
I’ll give him 3 months.
Would anybody be surprised?
How has he not already resigned as an MP in disgrace?
(this goes for Pincher or Boris, and many others)
Didn’t they already make this joke with Carrie Symonds only a week or so ago?
>I’ve spent ten years detoxifying this party. It’s been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? You can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile. But after a while you realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts.
This is, currently, satire.
What Chris Pincher, the drunken, gay, groper of The Carlton Club?
Is that the one we are talking about?
Is this the same man sky news just reported is banned from the party for groping people….
Can’t make this shit up!
i bet his first job will be to ask if anyone can find any ethics
I didn’t even question it… That’s how bad the situation is
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>Former Tory deputy chief whip Chris Pincher has been immediately installed as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor it has been revealed today.
>
>A Spokesperson for the Prime Minister confirmed “[Pincher is perfect for the job](https://www.politico.eu/article/downing-street-appointed-tory-mp-top-job-despite-sexual-misconduct-allegation/).
>
>“The Prime Minister has been searching for a new ethics advisor for a while now, and it looks like he’s finally found his man. He starts today. …
I’ll give him 3 months.
Would anybody be surprised?
How has he not already resigned as an MP in disgrace?
(this goes for Pincher or Boris, and many others)
Didn’t they already make this joke with Carrie Symonds only a week or so ago?
>I’ve spent ten years detoxifying this party. It’s been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? You can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile. But after a while you realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts.
This is, currently, satire.
What Chris Pincher, the drunken, gay, groper of The Carlton Club?
Is that the one we are talking about?
Is this the same man sky news just reported is banned from the party for groping people….
Can’t make this shit up!
i bet his first job will be to ask if anyone can find any ethics
I didn’t even question it… That’s how bad the situation is