Two injured as pigs storm golf course in West Yorkshire

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  1. > They later returned on Tuesday and injured a male worker at the club who had attempted to usher them off the course.

    “Terribly sorry to bother you, but I’ll have to _usher_ you off. Please comply, or I see no other option than to call in reinforcements from the local constabulary.”

  2. “What do you think? Wedge, or a 6-iron?”

    ” 303 and ring Dave the butcher to see if his smokehouse is free!”

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