The race to the top of further restrictions reached a fever pitch across Europe Wednesday night as nations, responding to Italy’s bold move, sought to out-do each other in adding new colour-coded restrictions atop allowances which were previously restricted over many previous allowances and restrictions, previously.
In France, Macron announced a “super-duper dark blue/white/red” pass (available as an app for iPhone, Android and Telex) for people who accept the born-again flag of the ~~original~~ ~~fifth~~ ~~seventh~~ whichever Republic and need to timidly step outside to buy milk and bread.
In a patriotic star cluster of fireworks shot over the ominous Tower of London, the UK announced that its government has created a red-white-blue pass for those destined for further allowances. The new pass succeeds the previous red-white pass, which allowed citizens to shuffle from their front doors to their rubbish bins and back. No more shuffling under threat of being beaten about the ankles, necks, and rubbish bags. Additionally, the government has contracted with the Australian government’s Centre for ~~Concentration~~ ~~Internment~~ ~~Crematorium~~ COVID Isolation Camps to hold mere red-white pass holders in a projecte called The Union Jack’s Super Alright in Old Blight’.
Meanwhile, liberal Germany was promoting the ICE-Pass, meaning “Inter-City COVID Exception” and colored black-red-white, which will be valid on its ~~historically-notorious~~ famous trains as they travel from COVID hot-spot to not-spot and back again.
This is good news. Lock up the unvaccinated, antivaxxers and the tin foil hats. Let the rest enjoy Christmas.
Much better than Austria where they imposed lockdown on everyone, regardless of vaccination status.
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I hope this shit ends soon…
covid super D duper green pass
sounds even better
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The race to the top of further restrictions reached a fever pitch across Europe Wednesday night as nations, responding to Italy’s bold move, sought to out-do each other in adding new colour-coded restrictions atop allowances which were previously restricted over many previous allowances and restrictions, previously.
In France, Macron announced a “super-duper dark blue/white/red” pass (available as an app for iPhone, Android and Telex) for people who accept the born-again flag of the ~~original~~ ~~fifth~~ ~~seventh~~ whichever Republic and need to timidly step outside to buy milk and bread.
In a patriotic star cluster of fireworks shot over the ominous Tower of London, the UK announced that its government has created a red-white-blue pass for those destined for further allowances. The new pass succeeds the previous red-white pass, which allowed citizens to shuffle from their front doors to their rubbish bins and back. No more shuffling under threat of being beaten about the ankles, necks, and rubbish bags. Additionally, the government has contracted with the Australian government’s Centre for ~~Concentration~~ ~~Internment~~ ~~Crematorium~~ COVID Isolation Camps to hold mere red-white pass holders in a projecte called The Union Jack’s Super Alright in Old Blight’.
Meanwhile, liberal Germany was promoting the ICE-Pass, meaning “Inter-City COVID Exception” and colored black-red-white, which will be valid on its ~~historically-notorious~~ famous trains as they travel from COVID hot-spot to not-spot and back again.
This is good news. Lock up the unvaccinated, antivaxxers and the tin foil hats. Let the rest enjoy Christmas.
Much better than Austria where they imposed lockdown on everyone, regardless of vaccination status.