>But all good things come to an end and the Convict wound up his travels with a final press conference before flying home. It looked as if the week had taken its toll. The hair and the suit were a mess, the skin blotchy and the bags under his eyes appeared to have deepened and darkened visibly in just seven days.
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>No matter. The Rwanda Panda would always look on his time abroad with fondness. At least he had been in the presence of world leaders who made the effort of treating him with a veneer of respect and sincerity. Not like back home. There even his own cabinet ministers refused to back up his idea that the privileges committee was a lawless kangaroo court whose findings could be disregarded. Still, best to be careful what you wish for. He could have found himself before a judge-led public inquiry. …
>Things then became distressingly graphic. In the one statement that Vladimir Putin had made that the whole world could get behind, the Russian president had said Johnson would not be a pretty sight if allowed to pose with his shirt off. The Rwanda Panda looked slightly wounded and declined to offer an opinion. Though you could tell he thought – in a decent light – that he was still a catch.
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In case you missed:
>[Boris Johnson would](https://newsthump.com/2022/06/29/if-putin-were-a-woman-id-have-probably-had-her-claims-boris-johnson/) have probably had sex with Vladimir Putin if he were a woman he has claimed today, which would have stopped her from invading Ukraine.
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>With the Prime Minister citing ‘toxic masculinity’ as the main reason for Putin’s ‘crazy macho’ invasion of the country, Johnson has further revealed that had the Russian leader been a woman, he would have probably shagged her by now and everything would be okay as a result.
Classic narcissist
I hate Boris but would they have written the same sentence about a woman? Sick of people’s physical attributes being everything
Bring your kid to work day at the Guardian?
He is been having mile high club treatment from Carrie
He’s been that way for several decades. Or more tellingly for multiple wives and mistresses.
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>But all good things come to an end and the Convict wound up his travels with a final press conference before flying home. It looked as if the week had taken its toll. The hair and the suit were a mess, the skin blotchy and the bags under his eyes appeared to have deepened and darkened visibly in just seven days.
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>No matter. The Rwanda Panda would always look on his time abroad with fondness. At least he had been in the presence of world leaders who made the effort of treating him with a veneer of respect and sincerity. Not like back home. There even his own cabinet ministers refused to back up his idea that the privileges committee was a lawless kangaroo court whose findings could be disregarded. Still, best to be careful what you wish for. He could have found himself before a judge-led public inquiry. …
>Things then became distressingly graphic. In the one statement that Vladimir Putin had made that the whole world could get behind, the Russian president had said Johnson would not be a pretty sight if allowed to pose with his shirt off. The Rwanda Panda looked slightly wounded and declined to offer an opinion. Though you could tell he thought – in a decent light – that he was still a catch.
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In case you missed:
>[Boris Johnson would](https://newsthump.com/2022/06/29/if-putin-were-a-woman-id-have-probably-had-her-claims-boris-johnson/) have probably had sex with Vladimir Putin if he were a woman he has claimed today, which would have stopped her from invading Ukraine.
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>With the Prime Minister citing ‘toxic masculinity’ as the main reason for Putin’s ‘crazy macho’ invasion of the country, Johnson has further revealed that had the Russian leader been a woman, he would have probably shagged her by now and everything would be okay as a result.
Classic narcissist
I hate Boris but would they have written the same sentence about a woman? Sick of people’s physical attributes being everything
Bring your kid to work day at the Guardian?
He is been having mile high club treatment from Carrie
He’s been that way for several decades. Or more tellingly for multiple wives and mistresses.