The latest the next election can be is late December 2024, because its now based on the date that this Parliament first met, not the Fixed Term Parliament rules. *Theoretically* that is actually January 2025, but they won’t want an election campaign over Christmas, so the last somewhat realistic date is 23/12/24, which would be a Monday, so more likely the 19th.
This is correct, but not in the way he thinks. Man’s delusional
Oh please stop doing s****.
It’s you doing s**** that has got into this mess in the first place.
When exactly will he do anything? He’s one of the laziest, least effective PMs ever.
Yeah, we’re still waiting, or is he still trading on ‘getting the big decisions right’?
Why is doing something always necessarily considered “good”? Doing something for the sake of something doesn’t always lead to good outcomes…
He must have misheard – people want him to get shit on.
In my best Mr. Smither impression:
“No Sir, they are saying ‘Get this shit gone!'”
The line he hides behind is growing thinner by the day.
Edit: joke was in bad taste
I want him to FUCK OFF.
Stop telling me what I want, you absolute jobsworth twat.
The only thing people want him to do is get out. He should have been out ages ago after partygate. The rest of the party are better to VNC him before mid next year and hold another general election.
Does he think that he can just tell the people that they like him enough times that they’ll start to believe it?
Only if the thing he does is ‘keel over’
It would be great if he got shit done. Problem is, he and his government have done shit all in his tenure.
… because of course it has absolutely nothing to do with the Tor’s standings in the polls.
The real reason is because he knows that if called one this year he’d almost certainly lose it. He’s hoping that by the next General Election that the public will have forgotten most of it or he’ll have clawed back enough support from the Tories that he can find other ways to tilt an election in his favour.
He can start getting **** done whenever he feels like starting…. he’s been in power for 3 years and so far he’s given away all our money, partied hard, got married, had two children and may be about to lose an entire country.
Didn’t they just lose 2 councils ? isn’t that a sign of what voters want ?
Don’t believe anything he says, it wouldnt surprise me if he announces an early election today.
He doesn’t say something hasn’t/ won’t happen unless he plans to do it. When do you think he will call one?
We want him to get *gone* note done
The only shit I want him to get done is to call the election then fuck off into prison for the unnecessary deaths he’s caused
There’s still a huge amount of money to syphon off to his mates….
Shit is definitely getting done. The NHS is done, care homes are done, schools are done, police services are done, the railways are done etc etc
Which voters might they be? The rainbow unicorns of Cupcakeshire and the cast of Peppa Pig?
25 comments
The latest the next election can be is late December 2024, because its now based on the date that this Parliament first met, not the Fixed Term Parliament rules. *Theoretically* that is actually January 2025, but they won’t want an election campaign over Christmas, so the last somewhat realistic date is 23/12/24, which would be a Monday, so more likely the 19th.
This is correct, but not in the way he thinks. Man’s delusional
Oh please stop doing s****.
It’s you doing s**** that has got into this mess in the first place.
When exactly will he do anything? He’s one of the laziest, least effective PMs ever.
Yeah, we’re still waiting, or is he still trading on ‘getting the big decisions right’?
Why is doing something always necessarily considered “good”? Doing something for the sake of something doesn’t always lead to good outcomes…
He must have misheard – people want him to get shit on.
In my best Mr. Smither impression:
“No Sir, they are saying ‘Get this shit gone!'”
The line he hides behind is growing thinner by the day.
Edit: joke was in bad taste
I want him to FUCK OFF.
Stop telling me what I want, you absolute jobsworth twat.
The only thing people want him to do is get out. He should have been out ages ago after partygate. The rest of the party are better to VNC him before mid next year and hold another general election.
Does he think that he can just tell the people that they like him enough times that they’ll start to believe it?
Only if the thing he does is ‘keel over’
It would be great if he got shit done. Problem is, he and his government have done shit all in his tenure.
… because of course it has absolutely nothing to do with the Tor’s standings in the polls.
The real reason is because he knows that if called one this year he’d almost certainly lose it. He’s hoping that by the next General Election that the public will have forgotten most of it or he’ll have clawed back enough support from the Tories that he can find other ways to tilt an election in his favour.
He can start getting **** done whenever he feels like starting…. he’s been in power for 3 years and so far he’s given away all our money, partied hard, got married, had two children and may be about to lose an entire country.
Didn’t they just lose 2 councils ? isn’t that a sign of what voters want ?
Don’t believe anything he says, it wouldnt surprise me if he announces an early election today.
He doesn’t say something hasn’t/ won’t happen unless he plans to do it. When do you think he will call one?
We want him to get *gone* note done
The only shit I want him to get done is to call the election then fuck off into prison for the unnecessary deaths he’s caused
There’s still a huge amount of money to syphon off to his mates….
Shit is definitely getting done. The NHS is done, care homes are done, schools are done, police services are done, the railways are done etc etc
Which voters might they be? The rainbow unicorns of Cupcakeshire and the cast of Peppa Pig?