You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
Quite literally lolled!
Definitely more than just a crisp.
He knows where you live. Eat the tayto or else.
This should be tagged ‘NSFW’. Wouldn’t want your employer getting the wrong idea now….
Can we start using spud as slang for dick? I think it works. Sure just look at Mr. Tayto there, happy auld head on him, looks like he’s been pulling his spud all day
I thought he was cancelled
Nope, that’s what happens if you don’t resolve your blue balls issue, full on Cyan Cock.
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No wonder he’s smiling.
“Mr Taytos smurf wang shame” The Irish Mirror”
You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
Quite literally lolled!
Definitely more than just a crisp.
He knows where you live. Eat the tayto or else.
This should be tagged ‘NSFW’. Wouldn’t want your employer getting the wrong idea now….
Can we start using spud as slang for dick? I think it works. Sure just look at Mr. Tayto there, happy auld head on him, looks like he’s been pulling his spud all day
I thought he was cancelled
Nope, that’s what happens if you don’t resolve your blue balls issue, full on Cyan Cock.