I’m not sure I like it these days where every tweet turns into a newspaper article.
Did you check in the cocaine encrusted arse crack of the last stripper you visited?
Didn’t he spend a few months sleeping in constituents living rooms?
Do you happen to know any nefarious types who might jump on an opportunity for a quick buck and might try cover it up? it might be difficult to get the truth but try asking them.
Will time spent looking for the ring be paid?
Sounds like socialism, if not. Pull yourself up by the bootstraps and find your own ring.
Has he checked to see whether Boris has pilfered it to use as cock ring for his pathetic little johnson‽
Oh no Gollum has lost his ring. I bet Frodo has it.
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I’m not sure I like it these days where every tweet turns into a newspaper article.
Did you check in the cocaine encrusted arse crack of the last stripper you visited?
Didn’t he spend a few months sleeping in constituents living rooms?
Do you happen to know any nefarious types who might jump on an opportunity for a quick buck and might try cover it up? it might be difficult to get the truth but try asking them.
Will time spent looking for the ring be paid?
Sounds like socialism, if not. Pull yourself up by the bootstraps and find your own ring.
Has he checked to see whether Boris has pilfered it to use as cock ring for his pathetic little johnson‽
Oh no Gollum has lost his ring. I bet Frodo has it.