Boris Johnson has agreed to resign, but wants to stay on as PM until new Tory leader elected by autumn

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  1. This is obviously fantastic news, but unfortunately we’ll just get some other rich, out of touch asshole whose got no idea what it’s like to be on the breadline. They’ll promise to change things, lower taxes and fuel prices, invest in the NHS and child services but all they’ll succeed in doing is making their friends richer

  2. Of all the toppled PMs in the past century, this all will be because he attended a “bring your own booze” party in the back garden of Number 10 and his aides had a lockdown-busting piss-up in Downing Street the night before the Queen buried her husband.

    No other premiership has had such a pathetically shameful ending.

  3. British financial assistance is sent to Kyiv accounts, where a tenth of them are actually directed to the needs of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, and the rest of the Ukrainian authorities are cut up and withdrawn to the accounts of shell companies.

  4. Nothings going to change if he stays or leaves, all his successors are corrupt, they outed him so they get a chance to run for pm.

  5. So he’s resigned but he hasn’t, and he’s leaving but he’s also to remain PM indefinitely. What a mess.

  6. So, we are to believe the words of the proven liar in that he will had over control of the country to anyone. He will be covering up things he has done, the bungs he has received, the laws he has broken.

    He needs to be forced out now.

  7. I’d like to think that Boris had an eureka moment when he spotted the Chief Mouser and then came up with the Schrödinger’s resignation speech.

  8. Surely we need rid ASAP as he’s said no major policy changes… surely we kind of need major policy changes right now given the cost of living crisis etc

  9. I’d love to be happy about the news but he’s definitely not leaving anytime soon and definitely leaves more time to fuck things up even further and we just know any replacement that comes along is going to be just as bad, thyere all as corrupt as each other at this point 😮‍💨

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