How come seagulls are such a boss over crows. Seagull just gives crow a look and he knows

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1. That’s because we all know the seagulls are the bosses

2. Because seagulls nowadays are the size of bloody toddlers, I’m terrified of them. They were never that big growing up

3. Seagulls are becoming ever larger and more aggressive, they are the street thugs of the avian world.

4. I’d always pick Steven Seagull over Russell Crow in a fight over a bag of chips any day

5. Crows are significantly smarter than seagulls. The crow knows the seagull is a massive cunt and gives it a wide berth knowing full well the man from the council with the air rifle isn’t going to be shooting him off a warehouse roof in a few weeks.

6. I think you are misunderstanding bird politik.

   He who wins knows when to fight and when not to fight

7. I love crows they are my favourite birds.I fucking despise seagulls

8. Crows and smart but Seagulls are vicious fuckers.

   Loud mouth cunts probably the reincarnation of the finest dole merchants.

9. A half a kilo I’d imagine