What kind of abomination is that?! Cola-flavoured crisps? How?!
> I open the packet, draw a single small potato snack from the bag, and place it in my mouth. A strange sensation creeps across the tongue, which dials in to the brain, which wastes no time in activating the gag reflex. As I force myself to eat a few more in the interests of science and journalism, I find myself imagining the company meeting that led to the creation of this new Tayto flavour … crafting a message, designing new packaging, fretting over when to release … without anyone properly tasting the product. If they had they might have concluded that, while fizzy cola jellies are nice, and Tayto crisps are nice, they do not belong together. Our national vegetable has been defiled.
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What kind of abomination is that?! Cola-flavoured crisps? How?!
> I open the packet, draw a single small potato snack from the bag, and place it in my mouth. A strange sensation creeps across the tongue, which dials in to the brain, which wastes no time in activating the gag reflex. As I force myself to eat a few more in the interests of science and journalism, I find myself imagining the company meeting that led to the creation of this new Tayto flavour … crafting a message, designing new packaging, fretting over when to release … without anyone properly tasting the product. If they had they might have concluded that, while fizzy cola jellies are nice, and Tayto crisps are nice, they do not belong together. Our national vegetable has been defiled.
😂😂 The reviews are in! [Source](https://www.irishtimes.com/food/2022/07/08/taytos-new-fizzy-cola-flavour-taste-test-our-national-vegetable-has-been-defiled/)
Tayto advertising thanks you.