>The new Worst Prime Minister in History will replace Boris Johnson, the current Worst Prime Minister in History, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, Theresa May, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, David Cameron.
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>Liz Truss is currently favourite to become the new Worst Prime Minister in History.
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>“*Oh, I would say Liz has all the qualities necessary to become the absolute Worst Prime Minister in History,”* said Simon Williams, Conservative party activist and leading sexual pervert.
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>“*She’s ambitious, morally bankrupt, and is so ignorant she’d make a potted plant look like an intellectual colossus.*
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>“*She could quite easily become the Worst Prime Minister in History within a few hours of taking office.”*
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>However, there is a crowded field of other contenders in the Tory Party who all have the makings of the Worst Prime Minister in History.
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>“*Well, of course, there’s Dominic Raab,”* continued Mr Williams.
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>“*He is currently the worst Deputy Prime Minister in History, and that’s a field that includes Nick Clegg. If Liz doesn’t get in, then Dominic has certainly got what it takes be the Worst Prime Minister in History.*
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>“*But then, look at the other contenders – Jeremy Hunt, Rishi Sunak, Ben Wallace. It’s very hard to see any of them not becoming the Worst Prime Minister in History.”*
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>One thing seems sure, with the current crop of Tory MPs and state of British politics, it seems likely that the next Worst Prime Minister in History could be replaced by a new Worst Prime Minister in History by Christmas.
It’s a lot harder to pick the good Prime Ministers than to pick who’s the worst out of the litany of terrible/incompetent cunts
Like I’ve studied all of them extensively and I can only think of Earl Grey, Rockingham, Atlee, MacMillan, Pelham, 1st term Churchill, Disraeli. Am I missing anyone?
For those of a certain age, when ITV’s Good Morning Britain was in trouble and struggling for viewers they brought in Roland Rat. Perhaps it is time for him to return as the new PM
Not really satire
Boris was a somewhat unique case of ego, immaturity, and sheer incompetence.
Who can actually top Boris?
I thought satire was supposed to be at least a little bit fictional or exaggerated.
On the bright side once we get a shit new PM it makes it even easier to point out that the cons have given us 4 duds in a row, whilst love him or hate him life under Blair was pretty good and Gordon Brown has been well and truly vindicated for his plan on dealing with the recession.
Patels first order as new PM would be to deploy the fleet to the Channel and use refugee boats as target practice.
I’d take anyone other than her, she’s a fucking pyscopath.
I would vote for Martin Lewis
Liz Truss would be hilarious, even worse than Johnson
Please tell me she’s not thinking of running lol
The line between satire and reality is getting dangerously thin
Hahahaha! xD
Yes! Now this is biting satire at it’s bitingest best!
The Left will read this and be thinking, “Cor, yeah! Right on! Any Tory Prime Minister is always going to be the worst PM in history! No good PM will ever be Tory! Fuck the Tories, yeah!”
Whilst being completely oblivious to the actual satire of this piece, which is that no matter who the next PM is or how good of a job they’ll do – they could literally become the greatest PM in history solving every single problem in the entire world – not just the problems the UK faces, and yet the Left will still report on everything they do as them being the worst PM in history.
Brilliant, genius satire. Hilarious and biting. 10/10
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>The new Worst Prime Minister in History will replace Boris Johnson, the current Worst Prime Minister in History, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, Theresa May, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, David Cameron.
>
>Liz Truss is currently favourite to become the new Worst Prime Minister in History.
>
>“*Oh, I would say Liz has all the qualities necessary to become the absolute Worst Prime Minister in History,”* said Simon Williams, Conservative party activist and leading sexual pervert.
>
>“*She’s ambitious, morally bankrupt, and is so ignorant she’d make a potted plant look like an intellectual colossus.*
>
>“*She could quite easily become the Worst Prime Minister in History within a few hours of taking office.”*
>
>However, there is a crowded field of other contenders in the Tory Party who all have the makings of the Worst Prime Minister in History.
>
>“*Well, of course, there’s Dominic Raab,”* continued Mr Williams.
>
>“*He is currently the worst Deputy Prime Minister in History, and that’s a field that includes Nick Clegg. If Liz doesn’t get in, then Dominic has certainly got what it takes be the Worst Prime Minister in History.*
>
>“*But then, look at the other contenders – Jeremy Hunt, Rishi Sunak, Ben Wallace. It’s very hard to see any of them not becoming the Worst Prime Minister in History.”*
>
>One thing seems sure, with the current crop of Tory MPs and state of British politics, it seems likely that the next Worst Prime Minister in History could be replaced by a new Worst Prime Minister in History by Christmas.
It’s a lot harder to pick the good Prime Ministers than to pick who’s the worst out of the litany of terrible/incompetent cunts
Like I’ve studied all of them extensively and I can only think of Earl Grey, Rockingham, Atlee, MacMillan, Pelham, 1st term Churchill, Disraeli. Am I missing anyone?
https://i.imgur.com/csVkWAH.png
>[Commenting on the resignation of Boris Johnson](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2022/jul/07/boris-johnson-latest-resignations-today-conservatives-uk-politics-live?page=with:block-62c6d30b8f080c84da94e409#block-62c6d30b8f080c84da94e409), one EU official said it was hard for EU-UK relations to get worse, “though not impossible”, pointing to unnamed leadership hopefuls vying to succeed Johnson.
For those of a certain age, when ITV’s Good Morning Britain was in trouble and struggling for viewers they brought in Roland Rat. Perhaps it is time for him to return as the new PM
Not really satire
Boris was a somewhat unique case of ego, immaturity, and sheer incompetence.
Who can actually top Boris?
I thought satire was supposed to be at least a little bit fictional or exaggerated.
On the bright side once we get a shit new PM it makes it even easier to point out that the cons have given us 4 duds in a row, whilst love him or hate him life under Blair was pretty good and Gordon Brown has been well and truly vindicated for his plan on dealing with the recession.
Patels first order as new PM would be to deploy the fleet to the Channel and use refugee boats as target practice.
I’d take anyone other than her, she’s a fucking pyscopath.
I would vote for Martin Lewis
Liz Truss would be hilarious, even worse than Johnson
Please tell me she’s not thinking of running lol
The line between satire and reality is getting dangerously thin
Hahahaha! xD
Yes! Now this is biting satire at it’s bitingest best!
The Left will read this and be thinking, “Cor, yeah! Right on! Any Tory Prime Minister is always going to be the worst PM in history! No good PM will ever be Tory! Fuck the Tories, yeah!”
Whilst being completely oblivious to the actual satire of this piece, which is that no matter who the next PM is or how good of a job they’ll do – they could literally become the greatest PM in history solving every single problem in the entire world – not just the problems the UK faces, and yet the Left will still report on everything they do as them being the worst PM in history.
Brilliant, genius satire. Hilarious and biting. 10/10
More like this, please! 😀