– Removes pests from within government, maintaining a high level of accountability
– Previous experience in government
– Independent, with no links to dark money
The mop is dead, long live Larry!
Larry’s the leader we need right now, but not the one we deserve.
Almost time for his line of catnip
Quite plausible given the current situation, Hartlepool voted a monkey for mayor several years ago…the bloke dressed in it made a good job of it, even though he was actually the mascot for Hartlepool football club…
it’s my understanding that Larry the cat offered his resignation late last night but boris dismissed him calling him ‘a pussy’ and telling him to return the governmental provided uniform of boots and very thin ceremonial sword
This is honestly the best replacement out of all the other options.
Well I would like to know if the rumors of an upcoming “chase the red dot party”with free catnip organised by Larry and funded by taxpayers money are true before I give him my vote 😁
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Probably just as corrupt as the rest
– No recent scandals
– Removes pests from within government, maintaining a high level of accountability
– Previous experience in government
– Independent, with no links to dark money
The mop is dead, long live Larry!
Larry’s the leader we need right now, but not the one we deserve.
Almost time for his line of catnip
Quite plausible given the current situation, Hartlepool voted a monkey for mayor several years ago…the bloke dressed in it made a good job of it, even though he was actually the mascot for Hartlepool football club…
it’s my understanding that Larry the cat offered his resignation late last night but boris dismissed him calling him ‘a pussy’ and telling him to return the governmental provided uniform of boots and very thin ceremonial sword
I would definitely vote for him
Pri Meownister.
*Feed me treats.*
*Then after I fix Brexit with lolcats.*
*Everyone loves lolcats.*
[Larry is also a *very vocal* kitty on twitter.](https://twitter.com/Number10cat)
This is honestly the best replacement out of all the other options.
Well I would like to know if the rumors of an upcoming “chase the red dot party”with free catnip organised by Larry and funded by taxpayers money are true before I give him my vote 😁