Larry the Cat to run for Prime Minister as Boris Johnson announces resignation

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  1. – No recent scandals

    – Removes pests from within government, maintaining a high level of accountability

    – Previous experience in government

    – Independent, with no links to dark money

  2. Quite plausible given the current situation, Hartlepool voted a monkey for mayor several years ago…the bloke dressed in it made a good job of it, even though he was actually the mascot for Hartlepool football club…

  3. it’s my understanding that Larry the cat offered his resignation late last night but boris dismissed him calling him ‘a pussy’ and telling him to return the governmental provided uniform of boots and very thin ceremonial sword

  4. Pri Meownister.

    *Feed me treats.*

    *Then after I fix Brexit with lolcats.*

    *Everyone loves lolcats.*

  5. Well I would like to know if the rumors of an upcoming “chase the red dot party”with free catnip organised by Larry and funded by taxpayers money are true before I give him my vote 😁

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