Man with no legs rules himself out of World’s Longest Legs competition.
Thanks for that Matt, everyone had you in their mind for PM until now lol
Sorry lads, gonna have to rule myself out here too.
Yeah, that was unnecessary.
Saves everyone else a job then.
shockedpikachu.gif
Says the man who should be locked away for his handling of the Pandemic.
Given that the PM role has been going from bad to worse, perhaps it’s time to hit horrifying with Patel.
Patel: “hear me out, if we send our poor to Africa then we will solve poverty!”
He should quit that nasty oxygen habit whilst he’s at it
Anyone who worked with Boris should say the same thing.
Surely the party will not and cannot select them….. Oh wait, they might.
HAHAHA Who thought he would even be capable? I mean, having an affair at work seems to be a qualification atm.
Has he started doing stand-up comedy?
I’d honestly forgotten he existed until right now
Man who wasn’t invited to the party declines invitation anyway
The fact he felt he needed to state this actually made me laugh
Look I’m sorry guys but I’m also going to rule myself out, just thought I’d get that cleared up.
Gutted lads
*Everyone* ruled Matt Halfcock out of leadership contest
For the sake of clarity, I will not be standing for the PM post, either.
This sub is getting overrun with newsthump articles 🙄
Oh…
I’m ruling myself out of the England football team
Has he read something about how the best leaders are those who never pursue leadership and just not understood it?
I’d actually quite like to see how he would fuck it up
Fucking rat of a man I hope never to hear his name again
Well he wouldn’t want to get caught getting noshed off like our erstwhile PM and raise another scandal because if anybody is going to chase the office skirt, it’s ol’ Hancock
We could have had our first Labrador Retriever PM, such a shame
Top man giving Suella a clear run at it.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – Good one Hancock.
Presumably he tried but they don’t accept applications in crayon?
had to check this wasnt newsthump..
Yeah – I don’t think that YOU need to worry about ruling yourself out of the leadership contest, Matt….
He did that years ago. 😂
Barry from Eastenders rules out becoming next Bond!
He’ll go for a reach around come 2nd round, no doubt.
Also Pincher by name Pincher by nature has meant the internet would crucify Han(d)cock if anything more than his cheating came out.
At least he’s got a sense of humour!
Making way for his younger brother, Matt Footpenis.
I also rule my out of contention for leadership of the Conservative party
Matt Hancock is deputy PM, the expectation is he would step forward if the PM is incapacitated.
I would say the PM is incapacitated and thus he should step forward as a matter of course.
I don’t think I would fare well in my job if I said I wasn’t going to do a significant element of it.
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Man with no legs rules himself out of World’s Longest Legs competition.
Thanks for that Matt, everyone had you in their mind for PM until now lol
Sorry lads, gonna have to rule myself out here too.
Yeah, that was unnecessary.
Saves everyone else a job then.
shockedpikachu.gif
Says the man who should be locked away for his handling of the Pandemic.
Given that the PM role has been going from bad to worse, perhaps it’s time to hit horrifying with Patel.
Patel: “hear me out, if we send our poor to Africa then we will solve poverty!”
He should quit that nasty oxygen habit whilst he’s at it
Anyone who worked with Boris should say the same thing.
Surely the party will not and cannot select them….. Oh wait, they might.
HAHAHA Who thought he would even be capable? I mean, having an affair at work seems to be a qualification atm.
Has he started doing stand-up comedy?
I’d honestly forgotten he existed until right now
Man who wasn’t invited to the party declines invitation anyway
The fact he felt he needed to state this actually made me laugh
Look I’m sorry guys but I’m also going to rule myself out, just thought I’d get that cleared up.
Gutted lads
*Everyone* ruled Matt Halfcock out of leadership contest
For the sake of clarity, I will not be standing for the PM post, either.
This sub is getting overrun with newsthump articles 🙄
Oh…
I’m ruling myself out of the England football team
Has he read something about how the best leaders are those who never pursue leadership and just not understood it?
I’d actually quite like to see how he would fuck it up
Fucking rat of a man I hope never to hear his name again
Well he wouldn’t want to get caught getting noshed off like our erstwhile PM and raise another scandal because if anybody is going to chase the office skirt, it’s ol’ Hancock
We could have had our first Labrador Retriever PM, such a shame
Top man giving Suella a clear run at it.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – Good one Hancock.
Presumably he tried but they don’t accept applications in crayon?
had to check this wasnt newsthump..
Yeah – I don’t think that YOU need to worry about ruling yourself out of the leadership contest, Matt….
He did that years ago. 😂
Barry from Eastenders rules out becoming next Bond!
He’ll go for a reach around come 2nd round, no doubt.
Also Pincher by name Pincher by nature has meant the internet would crucify Han(d)cock if anything more than his cheating came out.
At least he’s got a sense of humour!
Making way for his younger brother, Matt Footpenis.
I also rule my out of contention for leadership of the Conservative party
Matt Hancock is deputy PM, the expectation is he would step forward if the PM is incapacitated.
I would say the PM is incapacitated and thus he should step forward as a matter of course.
I don’t think I would fare well in my job if I said I wasn’t going to do a significant element of it.