The duality of Ham

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  1. He only pays for his shopping with a wad of notes from the pocket too, not a wallet or card to be seen. Bonus points for parking the short wheel base Landcruiser across two spots.

  2. A group of us once visited my mate’s uncle on a farm in Sligo. It was about 11 in the morning. We were greeted by his aunt with glasses of whiskey that were topped up the second anyone finished one.

    His uncle came in from the field, looking pretty much like the one on the right, and without washing his hands – he’d just been cleaning out the cows – grabbed some bread, stuck the brightest pink meat I’ve ever seen between a couple of slices and handed them to us.

    We all took a couple of tiny bites out of a corner of the bread that was still white (the one advantage of the state of him was that you could clearly see which bits of the bread he’d touched), made an excuse about being very full after a big breakfast and sat there very hungry for the rest of the visit.

  3. Was on the tills and had a farmer in buying milk. The condensation on the milk caused the dried shite on his hand to rehydrate. So he handed me a big shitty milk which i touched before i saw it.

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