And Nadhim asked him to resign today? And are the rest of the cabinet after telling him to resign just going to ignore it and carry on? What the absolute fuck are these people?
Tory…not even once.
If the twat had one quantum of decency he would go.
Am I living in bizzaro world?
Seriously, did I fall through a portal to another fucking dimension?
Okay…. So dead man walking and a bloke who has had roughly 24 hours (minus various press commitments and time telling the fore mentioned dead man to step down) to come up with a master plan on how to improve the economy… hmm… expecting big things from this…
Love his little stupid blonde haircut. looks like churchill fused with a sex plonker.
Grade A Nonce.
Despite all this, somehow, come 2024
Conservative majority win
I wonder if the first question to Boris will be along the lines of: “so, Boris, what colour is the sky in your world”….
Just leave idiot whats the song? Let it go let it go don’t want you anymore! LIAR oh hang on thinking about it the new chancellor might be able to budget for the cost of wine – beer and sandwiches at parties silly me duh!!!!!
After Boris’ last chancellor resigned, Boris was asked if he wanted Jacob Rees-Mogg to replace him and Boris replied “Not him”
>PM to address country tomorrow on the cost of living crisis with new chancellor Nadhim Zahawi.
Spoiler.
It’s all Labours fault.
Are we gonna get some money like last time when Boris did something wrong?
I just saw on Sky that Boris Johnson sacked Michael Gove.
I think it’s inevitable that he is going to try and splash the cash.
Either it sures up his position in the polls or set him up for an election.
Watch him give everyone milions just to stay in power. He will be like Oprah tomorrow
He’s gonna give people money isn’t he? Drop cash, call for a snap election, win?
What we getting to distract us this time? another 5p off fuel?
Who wants to bet how many times he says “I’m going to get on with the job”.. Tomorrow?
Expect him to come with “We’re cancelling Income tax” or “Free prairie dogs for every household”.
This will be the biggest of dead cats
I assume the plan is for people having trouble to open rotten-fruit-and-eggs stalls during his addresses. They’ll be rich in no time.
And he’s already pulled the plug on it and actually it’ll be next week, honest guv.
State of this country, can’t wait for Prime Minister Gove with a 50 seat majority *somehow*
If he think journos questions are going to be on their economic plan, Boris is even stupider than anyone thinks 😂
This is why I despise Tories, ignore all their lied about values purely to keep power
Not that Boris has ever had a shred of values or decency, he is everything that’s wrong with England
He’ll be off to Kyiv tomorrow probably. That’s what usually happens when the shit hits the fan.
Where has Jacob Rees Mog scurried off to? He’s been a bit quiet.
I can’t wait to be told not to ask for a pay rise and to accept further huge increases with a stiff upper lip. Maybe I’ll even get an extra twenty quid out of it near crimbo if I’m really good and not dead by then.
Rich gits telling us to lower our expectations. Not for them, though. Obviously.
It’s going to have to be pretty damn massive if he hopes to deflect even a tenth of the media coverage of his crumbling government.
Didn’t Nadhim also publicly say he should resign? I’d love to be a fly on the wall of wherever they are right now cooking up tomorrows fresh batch of bullshit. It must be awkward as fuck 🤣.
Tax cuts and more austerity. Didn’t work for the lower paid and welfare state for the past 12 years and won’t work for the next 12 either.
“I speak now to a nation in peril from foreign forces that seek to destabilise and destroy our sovereign nations proud economy. As measures to support all right thinking members of this great country I now announce the following
1 free pint a week for every person that writes to their MP saying you support this country and its leader
1 extra bank holiday each year on my birthday.to celebrate me
New jobs as Knight Defenders of the Peace to hunt down foreign elements. Patriots may earn a reward for each successful tip off
A free £500 Wetherspoon voucher for everyone that votes for the correct patriotic leader in the coming election.
I Supreme Boris promise you this, we will get through this assault on our democracy”
~ Boris 2022
He will address the UK from Kiev after donating a fully decked out aircraft carrier and nuclear sub to Ukraine.
Watch him give everyone free leccy and gas bills…. If this come true I’m buying a lottery and in case I win, I’ll give 1 million to the first 5 comments
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Brass bolox on this lad.
And Nadhim asked him to resign today? And are the rest of the cabinet after telling him to resign just going to ignore it and carry on? What the absolute fuck are these people?
Tory…not even once.
If the twat had one quantum of decency he would go.
Am I living in bizzaro world?
Seriously, did I fall through a portal to another fucking dimension?
Okay…. So dead man walking and a bloke who has had roughly 24 hours (minus various press commitments and time telling the fore mentioned dead man to step down) to come up with a master plan on how to improve the economy… hmm… expecting big things from this…
Love his little stupid blonde haircut. looks like churchill fused with a sex plonker.
Grade A Nonce.
Despite all this, somehow, come 2024
Conservative majority win
I wonder if the first question to Boris will be along the lines of: “so, Boris, what colour is the sky in your world”….
Just leave idiot whats the song? Let it go let it go don’t want you anymore! LIAR oh hang on thinking about it the new chancellor might be able to budget for the cost of wine – beer and sandwiches at parties silly me duh!!!!!
After Boris’ last chancellor resigned, Boris was asked if he wanted Jacob Rees-Mogg to replace him and Boris replied “Not him”
>PM to address country tomorrow on the cost of living crisis with new chancellor Nadhim Zahawi.
Spoiler.
It’s all Labours fault.
Are we gonna get some money like last time when Boris did something wrong?
I just saw on Sky that Boris Johnson sacked Michael Gove.
I think it’s inevitable that he is going to try and splash the cash.
Either it sures up his position in the polls or set him up for an election.
Watch him give everyone milions just to stay in power. He will be like Oprah tomorrow
He’s gonna give people money isn’t he? Drop cash, call for a snap election, win?
What we getting to distract us this time? another 5p off fuel?
Who wants to bet how many times he says “I’m going to get on with the job”.. Tomorrow?
Expect him to come with “We’re cancelling Income tax” or “Free prairie dogs for every household”.
This will be the biggest of dead cats
I assume the plan is for people having trouble to open rotten-fruit-and-eggs stalls during his addresses. They’ll be rich in no time.
And he’s already pulled the plug on it and actually it’ll be next week, honest guv.
State of this country, can’t wait for Prime Minister Gove with a 50 seat majority *somehow*
If he think journos questions are going to be on their economic plan, Boris is even stupider than anyone thinks 😂
This is why I despise Tories, ignore all their lied about values purely to keep power
Not that Boris has ever had a shred of values or decency, he is everything that’s wrong with England
He’ll be off to Kyiv tomorrow probably. That’s what usually happens when the shit hits the fan.
Where has Jacob Rees Mog scurried off to? He’s been a bit quiet.
I can’t wait to be told not to ask for a pay rise and to accept further huge increases with a stiff upper lip. Maybe I’ll even get an extra twenty quid out of it near crimbo if I’m really good and not dead by then.
Rich gits telling us to lower our expectations. Not for them, though. Obviously.
It’s going to have to be pretty damn massive if he hopes to deflect even a tenth of the media coverage of his crumbling government.
Didn’t Nadhim also publicly say he should resign? I’d love to be a fly on the wall of wherever they are right now cooking up tomorrows fresh batch of bullshit. It must be awkward as fuck 🤣.
Tax cuts and more austerity. Didn’t work for the lower paid and welfare state for the past 12 years and won’t work for the next 12 either.
“I speak now to a nation in peril from foreign forces that seek to destabilise and destroy our sovereign nations proud economy. As measures to support all right thinking members of this great country I now announce the following
1 free pint a week for every person that writes to their MP saying you support this country and its leader
1 extra bank holiday each year on my birthday.to celebrate me
New jobs as Knight Defenders of the Peace to hunt down foreign elements. Patriots may earn a reward for each successful tip off
A free £500 Wetherspoon voucher for everyone that votes for the correct patriotic leader in the coming election.
I Supreme Boris promise you this, we will get through this assault on our democracy”
~ Boris 2022
He will address the UK from Kiev after donating a fully decked out aircraft carrier and nuclear sub to Ukraine.
Watch him give everyone free leccy and gas bills…. If this come true I’m buying a lottery and in case I win, I’ll give 1 million to the first 5 comments