We have a drink over here called an Al Qaeda, you get a pint of budweiser and throw shot glasses of Jack Daniels at it until it smashes.
I’d love to ask them for a 9/11 and see how they react to that. “Irish” my hole!
Who the fuck names alcohol “Todd the Axe Man”? That’s a terrible name. It sounds like you’re buying a Guinness and the company of a biker serial killer with questionable facial hair.
Poor Molly.
*”Well, how’re you. I’ll have an ould Black and Tan. Actually, two Black and Tans. Cheers.”*
Cab you imagine honestly asking for that in an Irish pub? Fuck me, you’d have the bottom row of your teeth kicked in 😂
There’s many an “Irish Pub” in America… but they all fall short.
Blasphemy
I fondly remember visiting Ireland years ago and drinking Guinness all night. The Guinness wind the next day was rank enough to knock a person out.
I know the area that this “pub” is at. Doesn’t surprise me in the least. There’s a lot of the kind of people in that area claiming they’re Irish because they once petted a dog that once lived next door to a german that looked at Ireland on a map one time. The only way I wouldn’t piss on this place is if were set a light.
Where the fuck is Buckfast Tonic Wine!!!
Can I have 2 September 11ths , A school shooting with ice and a virgin murder of George Floyd for the kids please?
At this point these American morons are just LARPing at being Irish. We’re a brand to them.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The Black and Tan has ground my gears for years.
“i’ll just have a columbine shooting there please…”🙄🙄
Imagine the looks someone would get if they tried to order a Black and Tan in a random pub in Ireland.
Fuck Timmy O’Toole down the well with all this shite
Fuck that menu back behind the bar and leave in utter disgust.
Can I have a Charles Manson, two John Wayne Gacey’s, a Ted Bundy and a School Shooting for the kids. Thanks.
After you get over all the obnoxious combinations and names, why is it that adding Guinness to anything makes it “Irish”?
Timothy O’Toole’s 🤦🏼♂️
I like how this has a NSFW tag. Very appropriate OP.
The most insulting thing to us shouldn’t be the variations but that through marketing they’ve associated our entire nation with this British plantation swill. They must really enjoy all the thick paddys drinking up the queen’s piss, celebrating their own subjugation and oppression.
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I love a good pint of black and tan myself.
We have a drink over here called an Al Qaeda, you get a pint of budweiser and throw shot glasses of Jack Daniels at it until it smashes.
I’d love to ask them for a 9/11 and see how they react to that. “Irish” my hole!
Who the fuck names alcohol “Todd the Axe Man”? That’s a terrible name. It sounds like you’re buying a Guinness and the company of a biker serial killer with questionable facial hair.
Poor Molly.
*”Well, how’re you. I’ll have an ould Black and Tan. Actually, two Black and Tans. Cheers.”*
Cab you imagine honestly asking for that in an Irish pub? Fuck me, you’d have the bottom row of your teeth kicked in 😂
There’s many an “Irish Pub” in America… but they all fall short.
Blasphemy
I fondly remember visiting Ireland years ago and drinking Guinness all night. The Guinness wind the next day was rank enough to knock a person out.
I know the area that this “pub” is at. Doesn’t surprise me in the least. There’s a lot of the kind of people in that area claiming they’re Irish because they once petted a dog that once lived next door to a german that looked at Ireland on a map one time. The only way I wouldn’t piss on this place is if were set a light.
Where the fuck is Buckfast Tonic Wine!!!
Can I have 2 September 11ths , A school shooting with ice and a virgin murder of George Floyd for the kids please?
At this point these American morons are just LARPing at being Irish. We’re a brand to them.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The Black and Tan has ground my gears for years.
“i’ll just have a columbine shooting there please…”🙄🙄
Imagine the looks someone would get if they tried to order a Black and Tan in a random pub in Ireland.
Fuck Timmy O’Toole down the well with all this shite
Fuck that menu back behind the bar and leave in utter disgust.
Can I have a Charles Manson, two John Wayne Gacey’s, a Ted Bundy and a School Shooting for the kids. Thanks.
After you get over all the obnoxious combinations and names, why is it that adding Guinness to anything makes it “Irish”?
Timothy O’Toole’s 🤦🏼♂️
I like how this has a NSFW tag. Very appropriate OP.
The most insulting thing to us shouldn’t be the variations but that through marketing they’ve associated our entire nation with this British plantation swill. They must really enjoy all the thick paddys drinking up the queen’s piss, celebrating their own subjugation and oppression.
“Black and Tan”
“Irish”
Listen here you little shit