A salvarci da un nuovo suicidio politico è ancora una volta l’ostaggio più importante d’Italia
Mattarella Chad
D: _Why didn’t you just fire me?_
M: _Your punishment must be more severe._
D: _Torture?_
M: _Yes, but not of the body. Of the soul. I will build you and Italy up with hope and then destroy you. Hope is really the key to torture. Italy will build to a point of joy and then be wiped from the map._
D: _You are a madman._
M: _When Italy is ashes, then you have my permission to resign._
+++ President Mattarella proclaimed himself supreme king of Italy. MPs have been locked inside the relative Chambers and will be given in sacrifice to mt Etna.
supreme king Mattarella appointed Mario draghi as his PM and heir apparent+++ /s
I appreciate all the Italians talking shit, but please provide a translation. I think Google translate loses some of the meaning.
Tja.
the show must go ooooon
Right now I’m kinda hoping for Mattarella to emulate Cersei and just blow up the Parliament, life for us Italians would be much easier
Gigachad move. Let’s see how it plays out.
Draghi is probably really sick of Italian politics right now.
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A salvarci da un nuovo suicidio politico è ancora una volta l’ostaggio più importante d’Italia
Mattarella Chad
D: _Why didn’t you just fire me?_
M: _Your punishment must be more severe._
D: _Torture?_
M: _Yes, but not of the body. Of the soul. I will build you and Italy up with hope and then destroy you. Hope is really the key to torture. Italy will build to a point of joy and then be wiped from the map._
D: _You are a madman._
M: _When Italy is ashes, then you have my permission to resign._
+++ President Mattarella proclaimed himself supreme king of Italy. MPs have been locked inside the relative Chambers and will be given in sacrifice to mt Etna.
supreme king Mattarella appointed Mario draghi as his PM and heir apparent+++ /s
I appreciate all the Italians talking shit, but please provide a translation. I think Google translate loses some of the meaning.
Tja.
the show must go ooooon
Right now I’m kinda hoping for Mattarella to emulate Cersei and just blow up the Parliament, life for us Italians would be much easier
Gigachad move. Let’s see how it plays out.
Draghi is probably really sick of Italian politics right now.
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Based Sergio.
The Sicilian way!