I feel today must be the political equivalent of the Transfer Window Deadline Day for those not into football.
Come on Boris, writing is on the wall at this point.
And it’s trouble if he doesn’t, because only truly sycophantic, brainless, Brexiteer cretins will be left in cabinet – a government far more right wing than even the current Tory party as a whole
I’m from the US but have been paying attention to British Politics for many years and this shit that Johnson has managed to get himself into is hilarious coming from an outsider. Honestly, watching British politics helps me forget the absolute shitshow of US politics. lol
It’s times like these I wish Malcolm Tucker was real.
At this rate I think I need to consider resigning as well…
“And another down, another one down, another one bites the dust.”
Rats leaving the sinking ship.
You’ll be able to stretch out quite nicely on the tory front bench soon. Bring a picnic basket, there’s all the space you need.
I might be the only one who isn’t too concerned whether he stays or not.. I genuinely don’t believe any of the potential replacements are any better.
I’m more looking forward to the next general election, whenever this might be.
I think if they set a date for a new VoNC, he’ll do the maths on his margin in the last VoNC, see that he’s going to lose and call an election as a desperate attempt to stay on
well he didnt do much for housing anyway, no loss
I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride – Boris probably.
It’s nice to see the failures leaving one by one…
As good as it will be to see him go who fucking replaces him. I could see him calling an election he knows he will lose just to spite the party
Does anyone know how to become an MP? might hop in now that there’s some room
Saving my own skin competition
With so many resignations surely BJ would lose another no confidence vote ?
Did anyone see JRM on Channel 4 news last night?
Twisting unbelievably.
Now there is a man who is probably the only person who needs Alexander to cling on in there as long as possible, so he keeps a cabinet post.
The hateful streak of piss knows that the rest of the party think he is a fringe nutter who should be no where near the government or a cabinet job. Alexander goes so does JRM. Back benches? No way he deserves a park bench.
Personally I couldn’t hate him more if he were made of peas. There isn’t a hole deep enough.
Who’s looking forward to Mistress Truss as PM ?
Australian here. Just asking, Boris is fucked isn’t he?
What’s the total at now?
Yet somehow I still see Boris Johnson being PM in the next month or so
27 top Tories in 24 hours, and Gove has shat on BoJo’s doorstep? I was wrong when I said yesterday “I can only be so erect”, turns out I can be, somehow, ludicrously erect!
I’m not surprised, he hasn’t built any.
I’m 30 and can’t remember anything like this ever happening in politics – when was the last time something this bad happened to a sitting PM?
why is everyone resigning there? im not in UK
Its all fun and games that we’re laughing at Boris, but weve just had the 3 people in charge of the 3 biggest crisises in the country (Cost of Living, Housing, NHS) all resign within 24 hours…
Something bad is coming, and they wanted out
Who? Been through so many now they’re promoting the reserve team, soon they’ll have one of the office cleaners being the education minister.
Reckon there’ll be a press conference where Boris just comes out, recites “If” by Rudyard Kipling and then declares England will be playing 4-4-2
The Tory party itself is im/exploding in spectacular fashion. That’s the good news. Now, if we only had an inspirational and ethical leader of the Opposition. Ah, that’s the bad news.
I love these people claiming they have integrity. That time that anyone with integrity would have left is long long ago.
He’ll be down to half a cabinet soon – he’s lost his sock draw & his pants draw so far.
Not another one…
The comments here are the best. Thanks cos I don’t know whether to laugh or cry and you lot tipped the balance.
Dun-dun-dun, another one bites the dust!
These fucks stayed with him this long. Fuck them all
He’s going to be chipping up the pavement beneath the barrel at this rate.
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I feel today must be the political equivalent of the Transfer Window Deadline Day for those not into football.
Come on Boris, writing is on the wall at this point.
And it’s trouble if he doesn’t, because only truly sycophantic, brainless, Brexiteer cretins will be left in cabinet – a government far more right wing than even the current Tory party as a whole
I’m from the US but have been paying attention to British Politics for many years and this shit that Johnson has managed to get himself into is hilarious coming from an outsider. Honestly, watching British politics helps me forget the absolute shitshow of US politics. lol
It’s times like these I wish Malcolm Tucker was real.
At this rate I think I need to consider resigning as well…
“And another down, another one down, another one bites the dust.”
Rats leaving the sinking ship.
You’ll be able to stretch out quite nicely on the tory front bench soon. Bring a picnic basket, there’s all the space you need.
I might be the only one who isn’t too concerned whether he stays or not.. I genuinely don’t believe any of the potential replacements are any better.
I’m more looking forward to the next general election, whenever this might be.
I think if they set a date for a new VoNC, he’ll do the maths on his margin in the last VoNC, see that he’s going to lose and call an election as a desperate attempt to stay on
well he didnt do much for housing anyway, no loss
I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride – Boris probably.
It’s nice to see the failures leaving one by one…
As good as it will be to see him go who fucking replaces him. I could see him calling an election he knows he will lose just to spite the party
Does anyone know how to become an MP? might hop in now that there’s some room
Saving my own skin competition
With so many resignations surely BJ would lose another no confidence vote ?
Did anyone see JRM on Channel 4 news last night?
Twisting unbelievably.
Now there is a man who is probably the only person who needs Alexander to cling on in there as long as possible, so he keeps a cabinet post.
The hateful streak of piss knows that the rest of the party think he is a fringe nutter who should be no where near the government or a cabinet job. Alexander goes so does JRM. Back benches? No way he deserves a park bench.
Personally I couldn’t hate him more if he were made of peas. There isn’t a hole deep enough.
Who’s looking forward to Mistress Truss as PM ?
Australian here. Just asking, Boris is fucked isn’t he?
What’s the total at now?
Yet somehow I still see Boris Johnson being PM in the next month or so
27 top Tories in 24 hours, and Gove has shat on BoJo’s doorstep? I was wrong when I said yesterday “I can only be so erect”, turns out I can be, somehow, ludicrously erect!
I’m not surprised, he hasn’t built any.
I’m 30 and can’t remember anything like this ever happening in politics – when was the last time something this bad happened to a sitting PM?
why is everyone resigning there? im not in UK
Its all fun and games that we’re laughing at Boris, but weve just had the 3 people in charge of the 3 biggest crisises in the country (Cost of Living, Housing, NHS) all resign within 24 hours…
Something bad is coming, and they wanted out
Who? Been through so many now they’re promoting the reserve team, soon they’ll have one of the office cleaners being the education minister.
Reckon there’ll be a press conference where Boris just comes out, recites “If” by Rudyard Kipling and then declares England will be playing 4-4-2
The Tory party itself is im/exploding in spectacular fashion. That’s the good news. Now, if we only had an inspirational and ethical leader of the Opposition. Ah, that’s the bad news.
I love these people claiming they have integrity. That time that anyone with integrity would have left is long long ago.
He’ll be down to half a cabinet soon – he’s lost his sock draw & his pants draw so far.
Not another one…
The comments here are the best. Thanks cos I don’t know whether to laugh or cry and you lot tipped the balance.
Dun-dun-dun, another one bites the dust!
These fucks stayed with him this long. Fuck them all
He’s going to be chipping up the pavement beneath the barrel at this rate.