Heads of FBI, MI5 Issue Joint Warning on Chinese Spying

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  1. This should be the most worrying news anyone can read today. Yes keep an eye on Boris, but don’t lose sight of the state of utter cuntishness from China.

  2. Intern: Sir, our domestic politics has gone to shit. Iran nuclear deal is dead in the water and the Americans are going to sanction Iranian oil even though they’re the ones that left the deal in the first place. Half the cabinet just resigned and a snap election might be called. American domestic politics isn’t in much better shape with the abortion ban and the mass shootings and high petrol prices. Energy prices are hitting all time highs in Europe and the economic outlook is dire. The masses are writhing in discontent. What should we do, sir?

    Ken McCallum: Call the FBI and set up a press conference.

    Intern: Sir, but why?

    Ken McCallum: [We need to remind them that communists still exist.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ8l07a4d_0)

  3. This is just the latest attempt to rile us up into an imperialist war fervour from the professional murderers and liars that are the Five Eyes intelligence alliance.

    Why die for Taiwan?

    edit – being against the needless death of millions makes you a “Chinese troll”, apparently. What has happened to this country?

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