As much as I’m enjoying this all play out there’s an argument that we might see more tax cuts and help as a means of deflection in the coming days which will ultimately be good for people at this sort of time. After all, you either leave gracefully (unlikely) or try and buy some love with the public
Liz Truss will probably go now given the stand off that just took place.
Smart – he’ll always have that on his C.V, and might well get to keep the position once Johnson is ousted next week.
Presumably he had his resignation letter in his pocket just in case.
Who?
Oh for fuck’s sake. Just looked him up and he’s a transphobe.
Please…. Now make Dorries education Secretary.
For sheer entertainment value.
Shitshow
Shameless, self-serving and without conviction.
Send in the clowns.
The man who managed to get the electricity for his horse stables paid for on MP expenses.
A beacon of integrity.
Great, an oil baron (ex-CSO of Gulf Keystone Petroleum International) and chairman of [Le Cercle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Cercle) (CIA-funded elite foreign policy forum with ties to apartheid in South Africa).
It makes no difference, since his administration is collapsing, he will have to resign sooner than later (referring to Bozo) like a raw/painful wound
So during a cost of living crisis, the fella who has a combined wealth with his wife of ~£730m, has been succeeded as chancellor by someone who claimed his stables heating bill on expenses. Glad to see the country’s economy will remain in the hands of people who understand the difficulties the rest of us are facing.
Boris is desperate. This guy goes to ground for hours and then suddenly turns up at No. 10 and is made Chancellor? This was an offer to stop him from resigning.
Me as a teacher: YEEES, HAVE HIM! TAKE HIM!!!
Me as a person who lives in this country and has to spend money here: … fuck.
This guy doesn’t have a background in economics or finance. It’s definitely an “interesting” choice
Another person with zero experience being the most important minister of the cabinet. Great…
I was wondering if he’d resign… looks like he’s been given this job to stay.
So apparently Boris thinks he can keep going
I’m remembering Malcolm Tucker’s line when he’s trying to find a new DOSAC leader.
“If she says no, the only other candidate will be my left bollock with a fucking smiley face drawn on”.
PMQs will certainly be a giggle tomorrow.
Interesting sky didnt mention he bribed Johnson into giving him that position by threatening to resign. Says it all about that slimey individual
Johnson: Please please pretty please someone be my next chancellor!
…….
Johnson: Someone? Anyone??
…….
Johnson: Oh come on I’ll let Carrie give you oral in your office 🙏
Zahawi: Oh ok then……!!
Why on Earth would anyone with even a quarter of a brain accept a position as First Officer on the Titanic?
A desperate plea from the numismatic community. Please be a coin lover Mr Zahawi!
It’s like shutting the stable door after it’s *bolt*ed.
Ah yes, a sleazy unqualified yes-man is exactly who we need to stave off a recession and massive inflation. The overlaps between the national economy and education…. Perfect man for the job. When half your party doesn’t support you, those vaguely qualified for the roles quit, and only cronies left to appoint, how in good conscience (lol, I know, he has none) can Boris claim to be acting in the best interests of the nation by clinging to power?
I bet Rees-Mogg is gutted. All that arselicking earlier on too.
The Tories are fast becoming the Monty Pythons where they want to take your banana and attack you with it.
Edit: I did not expect him to call for Johnson to resign within 10 hours of this comment. I shall now laugh for *60* minutes.
He’s already said taxes are going up again next year, whoop!
So in the wake of Chris Pincher being a gropy prick at an all men’s club, Boris has appointed a man who once attended a men only dinner with scantily clad waitresses who had to tweet a condemnation of groping to save face after it transpired the waitresses were treated like pieces of meat all night.
Nadhim Zahawi is a Kurd (British but Kurdish background), I also don’t think he’s ever said a word about what’s going on in Rojava. I mean, yeah sure, you’re British, but even English people have said more.
Corruption ))
Is he going to ruin Sajid Javids stat of being the only chancellor to not deliver a budget?
Going down down and further down. What a mess! But all these funny news made my day
Lmfao and he’s immediately backstabbed BJ.
Did he see something in the government’s balance sheets that spooked him?
Dodgy fkr this one.
This dodgy fkr say’s his family landed in the UK with £50, my arse, says he had little or no money yet someone lends him 30 million to start his property empire, yer ok Nadhim I hold my hands up mate it’s true were all fkg thick in the UK, this bloke his family and connections needs investigating and not by his mates
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The ship ain’t sunk
As much as I’m enjoying this all play out there’s an argument that we might see more tax cuts and help as a means of deflection in the coming days which will ultimately be good for people at this sort of time. After all, you either leave gracefully (unlikely) or try and buy some love with the public
Liz Truss will probably go now given the stand off that just took place.
Smart – he’ll always have that on his C.V, and might well get to keep the position once Johnson is ousted next week.
Presumably he had his resignation letter in his pocket just in case.
Who?
Oh for fuck’s sake. Just looked him up and he’s a transphobe.
Please…. Now make Dorries education Secretary.
For sheer entertainment value.
Shitshow
Shameless, self-serving and without conviction.
Send in the clowns.
The man who managed to get the electricity for his horse stables paid for on MP expenses.
A beacon of integrity.
Great, an oil baron (ex-CSO of Gulf Keystone Petroleum International) and chairman of [Le Cercle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Cercle) (CIA-funded elite foreign policy forum with ties to apartheid in South Africa).
It makes no difference, since his administration is collapsing, he will have to resign sooner than later (referring to Bozo) like a raw/painful wound
So during a cost of living crisis, the fella who has a combined wealth with his wife of ~£730m, has been succeeded as chancellor by someone who claimed his stables heating bill on expenses. Glad to see the country’s economy will remain in the hands of people who understand the difficulties the rest of us are facing.
Boris is desperate. This guy goes to ground for hours and then suddenly turns up at No. 10 and is made Chancellor? This was an offer to stop him from resigning.
Me as a teacher: YEEES, HAVE HIM! TAKE HIM!!!
Me as a person who lives in this country and has to spend money here: … fuck.
This guy doesn’t have a background in economics or finance. It’s definitely an “interesting” choice
Another person with zero experience being the most important minister of the cabinet. Great…
I was wondering if he’d resign… looks like he’s been given this job to stay.
So apparently Boris thinks he can keep going
I’m remembering Malcolm Tucker’s line when he’s trying to find a new DOSAC leader.
“If she says no, the only other candidate will be my left bollock with a fucking smiley face drawn on”.
PMQs will certainly be a giggle tomorrow.
Interesting sky didnt mention he bribed Johnson into giving him that position by threatening to resign. Says it all about that slimey individual
Johnson: Please please pretty please someone be my next chancellor!
…….
Johnson: Someone? Anyone??
…….
Johnson: Oh come on I’ll let Carrie give you oral in your office 🙏
Zahawi: Oh ok then……!!
Why on Earth would anyone with even a quarter of a brain accept a position as First Officer on the Titanic?
A desperate plea from the numismatic community. Please be a coin lover Mr Zahawi!
It’s like shutting the stable door after it’s *bolt*ed.
Ah yes, a sleazy unqualified yes-man is exactly who we need to stave off a recession and massive inflation. The overlaps between the national economy and education…. Perfect man for the job. When half your party doesn’t support you, those vaguely qualified for the roles quit, and only cronies left to appoint, how in good conscience (lol, I know, he has none) can Boris claim to be acting in the best interests of the nation by clinging to power?
I bet Rees-Mogg is gutted. All that arselicking earlier on too.
The Tories are fast becoming the Monty Pythons where they want to take your banana and attack you with it.
The galaxy song.Monty Python.
A member of the [Presidents Club](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/jan/25/nadhim-zahawi-facing-more-pressure-over-presidents-club-event), where rich men groped female staff.
Tories government, everyone.
should’ve just put the job ad up on indeed
I will freely admit that I didn’t see that coming for today.
Anyone else slightly shitting themselves due to the fact we’re heading for a recession with *this* government and *this* chancellor?
Rumours on twitter from insiders say Johnson wants Truss, but Zahawi threatened to quit too unless he got into No. 11.
He had a mild sex assault scandal going a few [years ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadhim_Zahawi#Attendance_at_a_Presidents_Club_charity_dinner), I would laugh for 30 minutes straight if he has to resign in a month over this
Edit: I did not expect him to call for Johnson to resign within 10 hours of this comment. I shall now laugh for *60* minutes.
He’s already said taxes are going up again next year, whoop!
So in the wake of Chris Pincher being a gropy prick at an all men’s club, Boris has appointed a man who once attended a men only dinner with scantily clad waitresses who had to tweet a condemnation of groping to save face after it transpired the waitresses were treated like pieces of meat all night.
Nadhim Zahawi is a Kurd (British but Kurdish background), I also don’t think he’s ever said a word about what’s going on in Rojava. I mean, yeah sure, you’re British, but even English people have said more.
Corruption ))
Is he going to ruin Sajid Javids stat of being the only chancellor to not deliver a budget?
Going down down and further down. What a mess! But all these funny news made my day
Lmfao and he’s immediately backstabbed BJ.
Did he see something in the government’s balance sheets that spooked him?
Dodgy fkr this one.
This dodgy fkr say’s his family landed in the UK with £50, my arse, says he had little or no money yet someone lends him 30 million to start his property empire, yer ok Nadhim I hold my hands up mate it’s true were all fkg thick in the UK, this bloke his family and connections needs investigating and not by his mates