Most of the population would be happier with the Pile of Poo emoji, 💩 being PM at this stage.
I really want Liz Truss. Guaranteed landslide for the opposition.
Could? I’d imagine a chimpanzee would do the job with equal competence and probably a lot more moral fortitude.
Swear I see this article every week
There’s always someone worse and the Tory members will elect the most hardcore Brexiter headbanger who puts their name forward. All we can hope for it that it results in Patel and Dorries being removed from the Cabinet.
In such a situation one thinks, compared to Boris, ‘Well, surely *anyone*’ but when you look left and right and see Truss, Raab, Patel, Schapps etc it really is a case of absolutely none of them.
I can see Rees-Mogg happening though? Purely because the electorate that voted for Johnson seem to think highly of Rees-Mogg. Certain stalwart brexiteer family members of mine froth with fanatical adoration of the man, for reasons unknown to science.
A plank could replace him and I’d barely notice the difference in productivity.
I can only think of a handful of people who’d be worse. But sadly they’re the handful of people waiting in the wings.
The posh pencil of course.
An A.I. chatbot? They’re getting pretty convincing now. What would you put in the training dataset?
I saw a tweet that pointed out that it’s Rupert Murdoch’s choice
I want a log to run the country. Or replace them with an app. Or threaten MP’s with prison for taking gifts or making money on the side. Either of those.
Larry the cat?
Who..? I am actually lost in our politics right now.
They all seem so … childish.
Opponents or not – they should all be fighting for the better of the country.
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Anything other than his loyalists.
Most of the population would be happier with the Pile of Poo emoji, 💩 being PM at this stage.
I really want Liz Truss. Guaranteed landslide for the opposition.
Could? I’d imagine a chimpanzee would do the job with equal competence and probably a lot more moral fortitude.
Swear I see this article every week
There’s always someone worse and the Tory members will elect the most hardcore Brexiter headbanger who puts their name forward. All we can hope for it that it results in Patel and Dorries being removed from the Cabinet.
In such a situation one thinks, compared to Boris, ‘Well, surely *anyone*’ but when you look left and right and see Truss, Raab, Patel, Schapps etc it really is a case of absolutely none of them.
I can see Rees-Mogg happening though? Purely because the electorate that voted for Johnson seem to think highly of Rees-Mogg. Certain stalwart brexiteer family members of mine froth with fanatical adoration of the man, for reasons unknown to science.
A plank could replace him and I’d barely notice the difference in productivity.
I can only think of a handful of people who’d be worse. But sadly they’re the handful of people waiting in the wings.
The posh pencil of course.
An A.I. chatbot? They’re getting pretty convincing now. What would you put in the training dataset?
I saw a tweet that pointed out that it’s Rupert Murdoch’s choice
I want a log to run the country. Or replace them with an app. Or threaten MP’s with prison for taking gifts or making money on the side. Either of those.
Larry the cat?
Who..? I am actually lost in our politics right now.
They all seem so … childish.
Opponents or not – they should all be fighting for the better of the country.