>With rolling 30mph roadblocks causing chaos on Britain’s roads, Priti Patel has been inspired by the 1994 action movie ‘Speed’ and has come up with the perfect solution.
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>“Whenever a vehicle reaches a speed of 50mph a new law will be triggered,” explained the Home Secretary.
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>“If that vehicle subsequently drops below 50mph then police marksmen will immediately kill the driver and any passengers.
Ain’t so bad if it also give the polce marks-guys&girls proper practice with moving targets.
You know this government is bad when you don’t read the satire tag and believe it’s something this government would do
Finally a law I support.
I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”
Looking forward to the sequel,
Speed 2: Booze Control
Finally, a policy from Patel I can get behind.
Priti Patel comes up with some really dumb ideas and I wouldn’t put be surprised if she actually did this.
What what?
Edit: ahh ok cool. After the U.K. abortion arrest story I just assumed this was true and not satire 🤦🏼♀️
Could we should put her in a car then block her in and slow her down, it’s a sacrifice im willing to make
I fall for the NewsThump post every time.
Every fucking time.
Stop giving her ideas.
What is the purpose of the government’s existence? Is it for a small number of people or a large number of people?
You got me in the first half ngl
May I also suggest shooting slow people who walk sloooowly on the pavement whenever you’re walking behind them, and refusing to get out of the way when you’re right up behind them coughing and clearing your throat loudly to get them to notice and either move aside or fucking speed up?!
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>With rolling 30mph roadblocks causing chaos on Britain’s roads, Priti Patel has been inspired by the 1994 action movie ‘Speed’ and has come up with the perfect solution.
>
>“Whenever a vehicle reaches a speed of 50mph a new law will be triggered,” explained the Home Secretary.
>
>“If that vehicle subsequently drops below 50mph then police marksmen will immediately kill the driver and any passengers.
Ain’t so bad if it also give the polce marks-guys&girls proper practice with moving targets.
You know this government is bad when you don’t read the satire tag and believe it’s something this government would do
Finally a law I support.
I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”
Looking forward to the sequel,
Speed 2: Booze Control
Finally, a policy from Patel I can get behind.
Priti Patel comes up with some really dumb ideas and I wouldn’t put be surprised if she actually did this.
What what?
Edit: ahh ok cool. After the U.K. abortion arrest story I just assumed this was true and not satire 🤦🏼♀️
Could we should put her in a car then block her in and slow her down, it’s a sacrifice im willing to make
I fall for the NewsThump post every time.
Every fucking time.
Stop giving her ideas.
What is the purpose of the government’s existence? Is it for a small number of people or a large number of people?
You got me in the first half ngl
May I also suggest shooting slow people who walk sloooowly on the pavement whenever you’re walking behind them, and refusing to get out of the way when you’re right up behind them coughing and clearing your throat loudly to get them to notice and either move aside or fucking speed up?!