Tory MPs feel ‘very sorry’ for ‘victim’ Chris Pincher, Michael Fabricant says – Tory says that Tamworth MP is ‘also in his own way, a victim’

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  1. >Speaking on BBC Radio 5Live Michael Fabricant, who represents the constituency of Lichfield next to Mr Pincher’s in Tamworth, said:
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    >”On the one hand, of course, we’re all very sorry for people who’ve been affected by Chris’s action’s but we also quite frankly feel very sorry for Chris in many ways.
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    >”This is being driven most of the time, it seems by drink, and I know now that he’s actually sought and is already in contact with the clinical psychiatrists regarding regarding treatment.”
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    >When it was suggested to Mr Fabricant that drinking alcohol was not an excuse to the Conservative MP’s behaviour, he replied:
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    >”Of course not, but it’s an explanation. And, you know, that’s why many of us do feel that Chris, sadly, you know, is also in his own way, a victim.”
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    >([🪞](https://archive.ph/ZnHOi))

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    Getting so much more difficult to tell the difference between the broadheets and NewsThump nowadays.

    On an extra: [Spotted this earlier this morning](https://archive.ph/jteCJ/1b2fea015d31ae776545e6066b8818fa23fe29f7.png) on reddit.

  4. I suppose he’s a victim of his own decisions, in the same way Michael Fabricant is a victim of that thing on his head, despite being responsible for it.

  6. >Tory MPs feel ‘very sorry’ for ‘victim’ Chris Pincher,

    Only because he has been caught, they don’t give a toss for his victims.

    Remind me, which is the party of personal responsibility?

  7. You think the Tories couldn’t go any lower, but then they bring out Michael Fabricant. Just waiting to hear from Nadine Dorries now.

  12. I didn’t even realise Fabricunt was even a real person until quite recently, thought it was a comedian taking the piss out of BoZo the Buffoon.

    Fucking tories, just fuck off already.

  13. Which area of the UK votes for Michael Fabricant? Hopefully the gas board haven’t been round that way in a while

  15. So I’m of the opinion that Fabricant must either be on a bet to see what the most outrageously awful thing he can say and get away with is, or he’s a Simon Brodkin/Sacha Baron Cohen style comedian that will at some point drop the punchline.

  16. I can confirm that i have not in any way been sexually assaulted by any conservative MP or Minister from this present government.

  20. Staffordshire isn’t getting much luck with its MPs lately.

    That’s what these regions get for being safe seats for so long, they get sent the loyal buffoons. And they eat that shit up.

  21. I don’t like to dunk on someone for how they look… but seriously, could someone not pull him to the side and tell him that’s not fooling anyone!

  23. If you want to know which side of an issue to be on, look for Michael Fabricant and stand on the opposite side to him. Never fails.

  27. I still refuse to believe this man is real and not just some prank the tories have been pulling on us

  29. If he’s trying to defend this you just know either he or people he knows are guilty of similar or worse.

    Also Fabricant looks like if Justin Bieber suddenly aged 60 years but still wanted to hang out with kids.

  30. Michael Fabricant is not a real person, surely? One day he’s going to take his wig and false nose off to reveal that he was a character played by David Mitchell all along.

  31. Imagine… society demanding you take responsibility for your behaviour? How bad for him.

    I fucking hate our government.

  33. Ah yes, the poor soul succumbed to abusing his power and position, the lamb. We should feel sorry for them! /s

    Also this Michael Fabricant looks like he was constructed by aliens who had a drunk person describe Harry Enfield to them and then made him from memory 2 weeks later.

  34. His name is *Fabricant* (Fabricunt, Fabricate) and he looks like a comedy mashup between Boris Johnson, Donald Trump and Rick Mayall.

    Surely his whole purpose is to serve as a comedic/absurd distraction for the Tory’s constant immorality and corruption, much the same and Boris’s daft hairstyle?

  35. In a way, aren’t we all victims?

    …No what you’re not falling for that, quick someone get Boris out in front of a camera with his sausage fingers thumbs up..

  36. This man is my local MP ffs, no chance of it changing either. People here would vote for Adolf Hitler if he wore a blue tie.

  37. I feel like any day now Michael Fabricant will reveal himself to have been some elaborate Sacha Baron Cohen creation. And then a movie will come out called ‘Fabricant’ and everybody will realise his name was the joke, and be like ‘Ahh!’

  38. It wouldn’t hurt to drop a line to his local Tory party to express ones views on a stupid, blinkered , running dog lickspittle who will probably want their support in the next election.

  40. Michael Fabricant is a Spitting Image puppet that has finally become a real boy. His sole purpose is to suck up to Johnson and make it seem like he still has one loyal cheerleader at all times. He is a distraction from what is really going on and is there to act as a hate sink for the left.

  41. Michael Fabricant is either the weirdest motherfucker ever, or one day he’s going to pull off the wig to reveal he’s the best Boris Johnson satire ever all along.

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