Tory MP says ‘cowards’ taking precautions in heatwave are ‘snowflakes’ and everything wrong with Britain

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  1. God forbid I try and avoid exhaustion or worse in unprecedented heat. More proof that each and every single Tory (party member or voted for them even once) is a fucking cunt.

  2. Yes we are all cowards because we’re too poor to holiday abroad or have Air conditioning in our houses or even afford electricity for air conditioning or fans

  3. John Shitface Haynes doesn’t understand. He lives in a bigger house that just from it’s size will be cooler than the average home people live in.

    And of course he’ll have air conditioning too. But even if he didn’t, just the size of the house would allow for cooler temperatures inside.

  4. Why do Tory MPs keep complaining about the “state of Britain”? They’ve been driving the bus for *twelve years*. If we’re not going in the right direction, whose fault is it??

  5. Well John Hayes IS very used to the heat due to his former career as the head of a crime syndicate on Tatooine

  6. If you hadn’t been alive long enough to have seen the Tories before, you might assume that people like Haynes are paid saboteurs. Sadly, it’s not the case: they’re just genuinely dreadful people.

  7. I bought a water bottle and some sports hydration tablets as I was going to be spending Sunday Monday and Tuesday providing an emergency service to London, however having just learned preparing in this way makes me a coward I am seriously beginning to rethink my career choice

  8. Okay so having grown up in Australia I can tell you that heatwaves are no joke and absolutely can kill. You’re an idiot if you don’t take easy precautions to avoid heat stroke. Having a working survival instinct isn’t cowardess.

  9. To be fair, “bloody inconvenient that members of the public are refusing to die” is pretty damn on-brand for the Tories.

  10. It seems that a lot of mental anguish in the UK could be spared if Tory voters would just STOP VOTING FOR ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICKHEADS.

    Seriously, I fucking hate the thought that so many people look at the total shit gormless twunts like this spout daily and think to themselves, “they’re right, you know”.

  11. You just can’t make this fucking shit up can you? Fuck people are fuckin stupid! (Sorry for all the swearing)

  12. I’ll not take on board any criticism from this silly man, we can just go ahead and dump this in the bin marked ‘irrelevant tory nonsense’ and go about our day.

  13. I’m in US and we regularly get 40 degrees in the summer. It’s awful even when we have the infrastructure for it. You guys are in for a rough few days and this Tory is a certifiable muppet.

    On another note, as long as you have electricity you can DIY a basic air conditioner with a desktop fan and a bucket.

    If you have an insulated ice chest that’s even better, but they aren’t as common back in the UK from what I recall.

    https://youtu.be/HxSLbpAwibg

    Something like this can be very quick and easy to build and makes a huge difference to room temperature. Just Google DIY air conditioner and you’ll find lots of variations.

  14. I hope he gets a nasty case of sunburn.

    However, the weather warning is absolutely useless to those of us who will still have to go to work outdoors doing manual labour for the duration.

  15. Dual citizen living in Texas here.

    Please take precautions. You are not prepared for the heat. Do not listen to the clowns they’re the same people that said masks are unnecessary, that vaccines were bad, that everyone was just a stupid snowflake. Wear light colored clothing, do not layer, use damp towels on your neck and head if you must work outside for an extended period of time, and get airflow going in the home. Also stay hydrated. Two litres of water a day.

  16. Wow, he opposed covid restrictions, is a climate change sceptic and is a Brexiteer? I’d like to know what stocks the guy buys, because the man clearly makes a professional living out of being consistently wrong.

    Also, what is it of late with conservatives consistently adopting stances that are more likely to kill off their key voting demographic?

  17. Imagine being a *Tory MP* and telling someone that they are “everything thats wrong with Britain”.

    Just let that sink in for a moment.

  18. Take it from me, a pedigree fuckin’ ginger cunt, there’s nothing big, clever, or macho about pissing about with the sun. It will absolutely wreck you if you don’t take adequate precautions and leave you with serious short and long term health implications.

  19. I knew it was landslide hayes before I even read it. The advert for proportional representation as the guy is just a foul mouthed Tory who screams woke every sentence and charges us 400k per year for the benefit.

  20. Toxic masculinity is the fucking worst.

    “Oh shit I’m not looking forward to burning alive I’m such a wimp!”

    I bet 95% of people in this country have never experienced 40 degrees. I have. It’s a whole different ball game honestly it’s fucking BRUTAL. And I experienced it in Australia where we had AC everywhere.

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